-You scratch our back, and we'll scratch yours.

-Well Jules the funny thing is, is that my back is located on my cock

Fo sho, fo sho, Imma get that fo sho

You know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds.

I'll be like the Iron Chef of pounding Vag.

Some girls pride themselves on their dick-taking abilities.

Evan: Those are way too tight.
Seth: Ya, but-
Evan: Way too tight. You need to upgrade. There's not enough pants where there should be, more pant in there.
Seth: Ya, but, I mean, does it look... more

You know when you hear girls say 'Ah man, I was so shit-faced last night, I shouldn't of slept with that guy?'

We could be that mistake!

Just imagine if girls weren't weirded out by our boners and stuff, and just like wanted to see them. That's the world I one day want to live in.

Like she really needs lube to take your four-inch cock. These girls are 18, they're not dried-up grannies.

Seth: Than I'll make her my girlfriend, and I've got like two solid months off sex, so by the time college roles around, I'll be like the iron chef of pounding vag...