I hear weird names now a days, i arrested a man lady who was legally names Phuck

Officer Slater: "Was he uhh, like.... us? Or uhh--(points at black woman)"

Cashier Woman: "A woman?! A female?! Is that what you asking?"

Officer Michaels: "No, no, was... more

I assume you all have guns and crack!

PUSSIES ON THE PAVEMENT FELLAS!!!

On the night of our wedding, we had group sex. I wasn't in it, though. But i could hear it, through the wall.

Officer Slater: Ethnically, was he like uh... uh... African?
Mindy: Was he African? No, he was like you.
Officer Michaels: He's Jewish... so we have an African Jew wearing a hoodie.

pretend he's ya litta sista. ya litlle sista with the pigtail, da a da a dit da.

McLovin? Were you violating that young girl? Were you violating her with you penis?

Officer Slater: I arrested a man-lady who was legally named Phuck

officer michaels: MCLOVIN!!! NICE!!
mclovin:he came at me,i took him down
officer slater: I'm buying you a beer mclovin
officer michaels: I'm buying you one too, you guys take note thats how you... more