Fogell/McLovin: So, what's it like to carry a gun?

Officer Michaels: Well, it's sort of like having two cocks...if one of your cocks could kill someone!

Mclovin, im sorry i cock blocked you...
we should be guiding your cock, not blocking it

Officer Slater: "Was he uhh, like.... us? Or uhh--(points at black woman)"

Cashier Woman: "A woman?! A female?! Is that what you asking?"

Officer Michaels: "No, no, was... more

Like the crime scene today, if the man had ejaculated and then punched you in the face we'd have a real good shot of catching the guy. Nope, Just punched you in the face, no semen. Story of my life.

Officer Michaels: I assume you all have guns and crack.

What's it like to have a gun?

It's like having two cocks. If one of your cocks could kill someone.

officer michaels:
officer slater we should be guiding his cock not blocking his cock

officer slater:
you're right sorry for blocking your cock Mclovin

What's it like having a gun?
It's like having two cocks, if one of your cocks could kill someone.
Can I hold it?
What?
Your gun

Officer: Mclovin? Sounds like a sexy hamburger!

Fogell: "What's it like to have a gun?"

Officer Michaels: "It's like having two cocks. If one of your cocks could kill someone."