ive never been with an older man before
Fogell> its way better-ish

i can't believe this shit, i have a god damn veterinary exam tomorrow

We're going to rock out with our cocks out"

hey.......you dance hot.

Did you break this bottle"-store employee

"uhh no[in nervous and lying voice]"-Mclovin

"I hate my life"-Store Clerk

WE NEED BACKUP.............THERES SO MUCH BLOOD!!!!!!

WE NEED BACKUP............ THERES SO MUCH BLOOD!!!!!!!!

Officer Michaels: Was he A-Af-African?
Mindi: No, he was American and he was like you.
Officer Michaels: So he was Jewish

MCMUFFIN!

ya man she totally wants it, and whose gonna give it to her? you. thats who. - Francis