Cashier: how old are you?
Seth: ...22
Cashier: [looks skeptical for a second, then smiles] You certainly are! That'll be 80 dollars.
Seth: Oh! Ok!
[pulls out an $80 Bill]

--Jonah Hill as Seth

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Hey, Greg, why don't you go piss your pants again?

That was like 8 years ago, asshole!

People don't forget!

--Jonah Hill as Seth

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Booze plus girls equals... I dunno, do you? I dunno, do you? I think you do. Do you? _Jackass who hit Seth

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Jesse: Fucking pigs (spits on officer slater)

Officer Slater:(Busts Jesse's head with a night stick) Nice mullett, asshole

--Bill Hader as Officer Slater

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Bum: It's you, Mcmuffin!

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You dance hot."
-Period Girl

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