Officer Slater: Ethnically, was he like uh... uh... African?
Mindy: Was he African? No, he was like you.
Officer Michaels: He's Jewish... so we have an African Jew wearing a hoodie.

Bum on bus - "Hey! It's you McMuffin!

Seth - "Would you like some help with your groceries?"
Old Lady - "That would be lovely young man. Would you like me to buy you some alcohol?"
Seth - "THAT WOULD BE... more

Its you! McMuffin!

Dude! That's period blood!

Aw, right in the vag.

Home Ec. Teacher: Get out of my classroom Fogell.
*Fogell continues to talk.
Home Ec. Teacher: Fogell... HI!

TIGER GOT OUT OF THE CAGE man im sorry

-How old are you?
-21
-You certainly are!

Go shove it up your pet GOAT