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Officer Slater: Ethnically, was he like uh... uh... African?
Mindy: Was he African? No, he was like you.
Officer Michaels: He's Jewish... so we have an African Jew wearing a hoodie.
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Bum on bus - "Hey! It's you McMuffin!
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Its you! McMuffin!
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Dude! That's period blood!
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Aw, right in the vag.
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Home Ec. Teacher: Get out of my classroom Fogell.
*Fogell continues to talk.
Home Ec. Teacher: Fogell... HI!
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TIGER GOT OUT OF THE CAGE man im sorry
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-How old are you?
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Go shove it up your pet GOAT
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GIVE ME THE BOOZE MCMUFFIN!!!
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