Evan: Those are way too tight.
Seth: Ya, but-
Evan: Way too tight. You need to upgrade. There's not enough pants where there should be, more pant in there.
Seth: Ya, but, I mean, does it look... more

McLovin?!?! Who are you Seal?!?!?!

Just imagine if girls weren't weirded out by our boners and stuff, and just like wanted to see them. That's the world I one day want to live in.

Becca: Evan, I'm so wet..
Evan: Yeah, they said that would happen, in health...

Um, I didn't puke on you. Did I?

You didn't. I remember that. I avoided it. It whizzed right by me and I said "stay away from me."

Seth: When I was a little kid, I kinda had this problem. It's not even that big of a deal, something like 8% of kids do it but whatever. For some reason, I don't know why, I'd just kinda sit around... more

Seth: I'm Really Jealous You Got To Suck On Those When You Were A Kid

Even: Yeah You Got To Suck Your Dad's Dick

Seth: I'm truly jealous that you got to suck on those breasts when you were a baby.
Evan: Well at least yo got to suck on your dad's dick.

Evan: I'm just sick of all the amature stuff you know.....I mean if I'm paying top dollar I want a little production value, you know like some editing, transitions, something, some music.
Seth: Yeah... more

I'm not too worried about it, really. I wouldn't worry about it. Don't worry about it. I'm not worried at all.