-You scratch our back, and we'll scratch yours.

-Well Jules the funny thing is, is that my back is located on my cock

Fo sho, fo sho, Imma get that fo sho

Fogell/McLovin: So, what's it like to carry a gun?

Officer Michaels: Well, it's sort of like having two cocks...if one of your cocks could kill someone!

chika chika yeaah fake ID fake ID I'm tight

You know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds.

I hear weird names now a days, i arrested a man lady who was legally names Phuck

Some girls pride themselves on their dick-taking abilities.

I'll be like the Iron Chef of pounding Vag.

chicka, chicka, yeah, fake ID, fake ID

Officer Slater: "Was he uhh, like.... us? Or uhh--(points at black woman)"

Cashier Woman: "A woman?! A female?! Is that what you asking?"

Officer Michaels: "No, no, was... more