Jules : You know, you scratch our back, we'll scratch yours.
Seth : Oh, well , funny thing about my back. Its located on my cock.

-You scratch our back, and we'll scratch yours.

-Well Jules the funny thing is, is that my back is located on my cock

Hey greg why don't you go piss your pants again?
That was like 8 years ago retard!
People don't forget!

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By the time college rolls around I'll be the iron chef of pounding VAJ!

ummmmmm well, the funny thing about my back is that it's located on my COCK...

By the time college rolls around i'll be the fucking iron chef of POUNDIN VAJ!

You know how many foods are shaped like dicks?
THE BEST KIND!

You know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds.

“You know those girls that say "Oh man I was so drunk! I shouldn't have slept with that guy last night!" WE COULD BE THAT MISTAKE!”
-Seth