New Quotes

Yeah were gonna rock out with our cocks out just kidding but we are gonna rock out

--Miscellaneous Actor as Miscellaneous Character

take off the vest you loo like Aladdin

--Michael Cera as Evan

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I know that faggle, I know that

--Jonah Hill as Seth

im not worried about it, you shouldnt be too worried about it, im not worried about it at all.

--Jonah Hill as Seth

Driver: get off this bus or i'm calling the cops!
Fogell: Eat Shit, BUM!

--Christopher Mintz-Plasse as Fogell/McLovin

odd crime for a jew..

--Seth Rogen as Officer Michaels

-YOU DONT HAVE THE STEADY HANDS OR THE TECHNOLOGY TO PULL OFF A PROCEDURE LIKE THAT SO HA .. PEACE

--Christopher Mintz-Plasse as Fogell/McLovin

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Pussies on the pavement fellas!

--Bill Hader as Officer Slater

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I'm sorry the Cohen brothers don't direct the porn that I watch..they're a little tough to get a hold of.

--Jonah Hill as Seth

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