[Bra'tac, Teal'c and General Hammond are looking for, and find, and "old style" death glider] There is an old saying amongst Jaffa, General Hammond... They do not build them as they once... more

I have heard of a place where humans do battle in a ring of jello.

Things will not calm down, Daniel Jackson. They will in fact calm up.

Teal'c: Appearances may be deceiving.

Jack O'Neill: One man's ceiling is another man's floor.

Daniel: A fool's paradise is a wise man's hell.

Jack O'Neill: Never run with... scissors?

Jack O'Neill: Teal'c, you don't have to stick around.

Teal'c: Undomesticated equines could not remove me.

Jack O'Neill: Wild horses, Teal'c.

[Teal'c has started hallucinating about his wife]

Teal'c: Do not test my temper, woman.

Daniel Jackson: Woman? Did he just call me a woman?

Jack O'Neill: Yes, I believe he did.

Jack O'Neill: What now?

Teal'c: I have read of a place where humans do battle in a ring of JELL-O.

Jack O'Neill: Call Daniel.

[as he steps out into space] One small step for Jaffa...

Indeed

Teal'c: It is a Goa'uld long-range visual communication device. Somewhat like your television, only much further advanced.

O'Neill: Think it gets Showtime?