Patrick: What does claustophobia mean?
Spongebob: It means he's afraid of Santa Claus.
Squidward: What?
Patrick: HO HO HO!
Spongebob: Stop, Patrick! You're scaring him!

Well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb.

SpongeBob: Patrick! Your genius is showing!!
Patrick: [covers his "area"] *GASP!* Where?!

Squidward: ...I'm claustrophobic!
Patrick: What does claustrophobic mean?
Spongebob: I think it means he scared of Santa Claus!
Patrick: HO HO HO!
Spongebob: No Patrick! You're scaring him!

PATRICK: are they laughing at us?
SPONGEBOB: no, Patrick. they're laughing next to us

Patrick: Liar, liar, plants for hire!
SpongeBob: It's pants on fire Patrick.
Patrick: Yeah well, you would know, liar.

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Spongebob: Aw, cheer up, Squid! It could be worse!

Patrick: Yeah. You could be bald and have a big nose.

Patrick!Don't you have to be stupid somewhere else?

Not until 4

Spongebob: I'm Dirty Dan.
Patrick: No, I'm Dirty Dan.
Spongebob: What makes you think you can be Dirty Dan?
Patrick: I'm dirty.