Spongebob: Hi I'm Spongebob!
Flats the Flounder: Hi Spongebob. I'm gonna kick your butt.

you bottom feeders don't even know talent!!

NO TALENT! NO TALENT! NO TALENT! NO TALENT!

*Spongebob knocks on door*
Neighbour: Yes?
Patrick: I love you.
*Neighbour slams door*
*Spongebob rings bell*
Neighbour: Please, go away.
Spongebob: *Ahem* How you doing?
Neighbour: How am I... more

Person on the phone: Hello, is this the Krusty Krab?
Patrick: No, this is Patrick

SpongeBob: ManRay!
ManRay: No need to be alarmed SpongeBob. Your teachings have transformed me. Besides, I have checks with little poodles on them.

Feel thine own wrath stove!

(The Spongebobs living inside Spongebobs head) We're just a clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought.

Patrick: Tell me, Stanley, what are you good at?
Stanley Squarepants: Nothing.
Patrick: Allright then. Sit down, close your eyes, empty your mind, until you're doing..... absolutely.....nothing.... more

Mr. Krabs: Congradulations, sir. You have just given me my 1 millionth dollar!
Fish: Oh great. What do I win?
Mr. Krabs: Nothing!

Flying Dutchman: (to Mr. Krabs) You must always be generous. NEVER cheap!