Kyle: Shut up, fat boy!
Cartman: Don't call me fat, you fucking Jew!
Mr. Garrison: Eric, did you just say the "f" word?
Cartman: "Jew"?
Kyle: No, he's talking about... more

Cartman: Okay, now Token give me a smooth baseline.
Token: But I don't know how to play base.
Cartman:(exhasperated sigh) Token how many times have we been through this, your black you can play... more

Screw you guys, I'm going home.

I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, I'd be like, HEY! You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!" - Cartman

Cartman: "I'm sorry I handcuffed Billy Turner's ankle to the school flagpole."
Mr. Mackey: "You know that's not the point!"
Cartman: "Ok! I'm sorry I handcuffed Billy... more

Butters: Do you think your supposed to go to...you know...hec?

Cartman: I'm not going to hell Butters, i'm not black.

taco taco, burrito burrito, taco taco

Respect my Authoritauh!

<a href="quoteComments?id=263216">Kyle's Cousin: Is anyone else having problems concentrating on this? I just can't seem to concentrate.

Cartman: Maybe we should send you to a... more

Mr. Garrison: Does anyone know what sexual harassment means?
Cartman: When you are tying to have intercourse with a special lady friend and some other guy comes up and tickles your balls from behind.