p..ppp..pplease, you can't sell me to p .. pp .. paris Hilton, I can't go with her, she smells, and th..th..th.. there's this weird squishy thing that lives between her legs!

Butters- But i dont play world of warcraft.
Cartman Butters you said your on your computer all he time!?
Butters- Well yeah, but im playing Hello Kitty Island Adventure,
Cartman-Butters,go buy... more

Loo loo loo
I've got some apples
Loo loo loo
You got some too
Loo loo loo
Let's make some applesauce
Take off our clothes and
Loo loo loo

lu lu lu i've got some apples
lu lu lu you got some too
lu lu lu lets make some apple sauce
take off your pants and lu lu lu

Butters: Well, I'm just a typical little girl. I like dancin', an' and ponies, a-a-and getting my snootch pounded on Friday night.

Clyde: Nice.

Well yeah, and I'm sad, but at the same time I'm really happy that something could make me feel that sad. It's like, it makes me feel alive, you know? It makes me feel human. And the only way I could... more

Cartman: Butters will give hand jobs in the corner for a dollar.

Butters: Well sure! I'm good at all kinds of jobs.

butters : my cousins in Florida said that kids in there school get high off of cat pee!!!

Cartman: cat pee??

stan: that’s not true, you cant get high off cat urine! can you?

mr mackey:... more

All right, that does it!
I am sick and tired of people telling me im confused!
I wasn't confused until other people started telling me i was! You know what I think? Maybe you're the ones who are... more

Who's the boy that can laugh at a storm-cloud? Turn a frown into a smile for free? Who's the kid with the heart full of magic? Everyone knows it's Butters. That's me!

Who's the boy with the eyes... more