post things that characters would never say like:

Chloe: Hey Clark i need your help with the computer!

Clark: Chloe, come lift this for me

Lex to Lionel: you're the best dad ever!

Nice! Oliver: Screw the arrows I'm gonna use a gun!

Lionel to lex: Your the bestest son a father could of ever asked for!

Pete to Clark: I have always had the biggest crush on you and thats why i left Smallville I couldnt stand the thought of you and Lana...

great lines ppl!

Lex to Clark (circling each other in Fortress of Solitude); 'You've lived among us a hidden destroyer ready to launch an invasion on mankind. I can even forgive you for that; after all it's one race fighting to save itself and that I can understand. But what I dont understand, what I can never forgive and what I hate you for the most is simply why? Why did you take my hair? My beautiful red hair? I could've been a fashion model you bastard and you took that away! Now you pay!'

Clark to Lex: 'Lex everyone knows that hair made you look gay, I did you a favour now let it go!'

Lex to Clark: 'I'll let it go in the knowledge that at least I've had more girls than you. Oh yeah, beat that alien ass hole!'

LMAO nice one! these are all hilarious!

Clark to Lana: Okay fine I have been keeping lots of secrets from you... IM SORRRRYYYy.



That one only aplies to season 1 to 5

The Legion to Clark (in season 8): "You're Superman. You're going to wear read, blue and yellow. You will have a cape. You're soul mates with Lois Lane. Doomsday (he comes back) kills you, but don't worry you come back. Lex Luthor isnt dead. Oh and you're gonna discover that glasses are the best mask you could ask for."

Clark to Zod; 'I'll never surrender, you killed my father!'

Zod to Clark; 'No. I Am Your Father!'