Chris: So I told him he was a pitty boss and a pastard, and he could pucking shove his pucked polo up his packside! Stupid prick!
Josie: I think one slipped through there Chris...
Chris: Stupid... more

[to Jal] Oh wow... but, fuck you.

Cook: Do you see Freddie? Did we invite Freddie?
JJ: No
Cook: And why didn't we invite him?
JJ: Because he's a fun sponge?
Cook: You got it