Cook: Do you see Freddie? Did we invite Freddie?
JJ: No
Cook: And why didn't we invite him?
JJ: Because he's a fun sponge?
Cook: You got it

Abagail Stock "Come back here you curly haired tart, I'm gonna fuck you up"

Abigail: "We can pretend we're in the O.C. Shotgun Marissa!"

Angie: Chris, youve come to apologise?

Chris: Er, oh yeah, Im sorry for seeing your boobs.

I know it's love cause all you want to do is kiss him and stuff...brilliant stuff.

Pandora: whats surf and turf eff?
Effy: sex
Pandora: wow we're gonna have a wizard time in this collage aren't we eff? I'm definatly going to have surf and turf, asap. Mom says boys only want one... more

I'll kill you, you fucking flatchested cocksucking spastic horsefucker! - Abigail Stock to Michelle Richardson

Tony's Dad: [to Tony] You take me for a right James Blunt, don't you?

Michelle's Mum: Why are you being so horrible?
Michelle: Why do you care?
Michelle's Mum: I do care, but, you know, in an I’m-already-late-for-work kind of way, so come on, make it... more

Chris: Okay, Angie? Another day another dollar, eh?

Angie: Yes.

Chris: Can I carry your books?

Angie: Um...yes, but you don't have to do it every day, Chris.

Chris: I do.

(phone... more