Loser is not an emotion

Tony: Just you and me, sis.
Effy: Fucking wanker.
Tony: Eff, what are you talking about?
Effy: Michelle.
Tony: I tried.
Effy: No. Wanker.
Tony: I said sorry!
Effy: Wanker.
Tony: Effy.... more

Sometimes I think I was born backwards, you know, come out my mum the wrong way. I hear words come pass me backwards. The people I should love, I hate. And the people I hate...

Pandora: whats surf and turf eff?
Effy: sex
Pandora: wow we're gonna have a wizard time in this collage aren't we eff? I'm definatly going to have surf and turf, asap. Mom says boys only want one... more

Music is the Devil's fruit

I think all Big Brother contestant shoul be given blowjobs.

(after sitting on tony's toilet thingy)

Effy: oo lala

Madame Deluca: And what emotion have you chosen to depict?
Effy Stonem: Anger, Jealousy, Bitterness, Tiredness, Hope, Lust, Love.
Madame Deluca: A veritable feast. So where is it?
Effy Stonem:... more

Effy: You'd give anything to have it all fixed.
Sid: Yes.
Effy: But you're incapable of anything involving effort, focus, or subtlety.
Sid: Yep

Effy: You'd give anything to have it all fixed.
Sid: Yes.
Effy: But you'r incapable of anything involving effort, focus, or subtlety.
Sid: Yep
Effy: Women are a totla mystery to you.