Ray: Get outta here.
Morris: I swear! She invited me in for a drink, the door wasn't even closed, she was tearing my clothes off.
Ray: Yeah, right.
Morris: To quote my man Rick James, the girl is a superfreak. (sings) Superfreak, she's super freaky yeaow! She had sex toys I'd never seen before. They must've been German or something. One took two hands to operate.
Ray: Morris!
Morris: Check it out. (picks up his camera-phone) Oh yeah, I tapped that.
Ray: What exactly am I looking at?
Morris: That's Albright.
Ray: Where?
Morris: Right there!
Ray: I've seen more convincing pictures of Bigfoot.
Morris: But, but it was dark, I couldn't use the flash!
