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Abby: Luka, how old were you when you became a man? Kovac: What? Susan: When you lost your virginity? How old were you? Abby: Come on, we're playing a game. How old? Kovac: I don't want to play. Abby: Oh, come on. We made a bet, which one of the five of us was the first to lose their virginity. Carter: Who'd you pick? Abby: Not telling. Susan: I picked Kovac. Abby: No, she didn't. Luka! Kovac: I don't want to play! Susan: I told you they wouldn't want to play. Abby: All right. I'll go first. I was 16. Howie Thomas. He was on the lacrosse team. What's wrong with -- ? What? Susan: Howie?? Abby: What's wrong with Howie? Susan: He sounds like a plumber or something! Abby: I was terrified. So was he. It was the longest 20 seconds of my life. Susan: Twenty seconds?? Abby: Yeah, if you count the foreplay. Susan: Okay. My turn. Mark Greene. No! I'm just kidding! I'm just kidding, Carter! Floyd Walker, I was 15. Abby: Floyd? I can't believe you gave me a hard time about Howie. Susan: In the shed behind his father's radiator-repair shop. Abby: Very romantic. Susan: The smell of antifreeze still turns me on. Abby: Gallant. Susan: You don't need their approval. Come on, give it up. Gallant: Okay. Tanya McBride, in the balcony of our church after choir practice. Abby: Wow! Susan: Your church? Gallant: Yeah, I know. Abby: How old? Gallant: Let's see, I was in ninth grade. So, I was about 14. Susan: All right, we have a new leader. Abby: Carter? Come on. Susan: Oh, my God, you're still a virgin! Carter: Ha-ha. I was 11. Susan: Eleven years old? Abby: Really. How old was she? Carter: I don't know. Twenty-five. Susan: You're kidding me. Abby: Oh, my God! Carter: She was one of the maids. Susan: Did you pay her? Carter: My parents did. Gallant: To have sex with you? Carter: To be a maid.
 
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