I'm going to tell you something, there's two types of guys out there, the ones that hold your hand and the ones that fuck you.

That's because gay men knows what's important in life; clothes, compliments and cocks

When I´m good, I´m very good. But when I´m bad I´m even better.

Good guys screw you, Bad guys screw you and the rest don't know how to screw you.

“Practically all the relationships I know are based on a foundation of lies and mutually accepted delusion.”

Adam: Come on, give me a little BJ, up and down a couple times, you're done, it's easy!

Samantha: Easy? You men have no idea what we're dealing with down there. Teeth placement, and jaw stress,... more

I need a drink. Would it be bad to have a martini with my muscle relaxant, or bad in a good way?

Samantha: My feet are killing me.
Carrie: Oh, why don't you sit down?
Samantha: This outfit only works if I'm standing.

Women are for friendship. Men are for fucking

Samantha: Shit mother fucker fuck shit.

Miranda: Theres a shit mother fucker fuck shit situation?

Samantha: I have to go to the theatre.

Carrie: They finally made that... more