Charlotte: Everything happens for a reason. Even if you don't know what it is yet.
Miranda: That's such bullshit.

I've been dating since I'm fifteen. I'm exhausted! Where the hell is he?!?!

Charlotte: What kind of diet book are you looking for?

Miranda: I don't know. Something with a title like How to Lose That Baby Fat by Sitting On Your Ass.

Carrie: The longer I sat at that table, the more alone I felt. And it really hit me. I'm 35 and alone.

Miranda: You are not alone.

Carrie: No, I know, I have you guys. But I really.. and I hate... more

Charlotte: You should go say Hi.
Carrie: No, no I don't want to say 'Hi.' I want to say, can one of you lie on top of me for a while? I need to feel the weight of a man on me

Miranda: Robert Redford is madly in love with Barbara Striesand
Charlotte: Katie
Carrie: K-k-k-katie
Charlotte: Oh K-k-k-katie, right
Miranda: Right, but he can't be with her because she's too... more

I'm sweet, romantic and traditional. I'm a bit prissy and naive, and I wont settle for less than a picture perfect life.

Charlotte : Aaah! It's gay porn!!
Miranda : What was your first clue?
Charlotte : You said we were watching an independent film! I brought biscotti!

Set the date, set the date!!

I curse the day you were born