Your right! She's being F*@!K'ed by a hot black Doctor and Steve had a tampon up his nose, there's no contest!

Calling when you say you're going to call is the very first brick in the house you are building of love and trust. If he can't lay this one stupid brick down, you ain't never gonna have a house,... more

That's why you need a diamond... to seal the deal.

Being single used to mean that nobody wanted you. Now it means you're pretty sexy and you're taking your time deciding how you want your life to be and who you want to spend it with.

Carrie : Damn! Why is that girl still bothering me?
Samantha : Honey, you have to let it go. If I worried what every bitch in New York was saying about me, I'd never leave the house.

Oh my God, look at him. It's like he travels with his own personal lighting director.

-Samantha your face is glowing...Did you get a facial or something?
-I masturbated all afternoon...

Damn, just when you thought you didn't have to open the ex-file.

The most important thing in life is your family. There are days you love them, and others you don't. But, in the end, they're the people you always come home to. Sometimes it's the family you're born... more

You shouldn't have to sacrifice who you are just because somebody else has a problem with it.