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You know, old friend, sometimes I ponder this silly gulf between us, and I say 'why?'. Are we really so different..."
"I'm not the one doing the cooking, Newman."
"Damn you Seinfeld. You're a useless pustule.
--Jerry Seinfeld as Jerry Seinfeld
--Wayne Knight as Newman
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