Top 10 Quotes

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Maybe the two of us, working at full capacity, can do the job of one normal man.
--Jerry Seinfeld as Jerry Seinfeld
--Jason Alexander as George Costanza
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It's not a lie if you believe it.
--Jason Alexander as George Costanza
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Jerry : How many times do we have to celebrate that someone was born ? Every year, over and over... All you did was not die for twelve months.
--Jerry Seinfeld as Jerry Seinfeld
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You're through, Soup Nazi. Pack it up.
No more soup for you. Neeeeext!
--Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Elaine Benes
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A woman's body is a work of art. A man's body is a utilitarian. It's for gettin' around. It's like a Jeep.
--Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Elaine Benes
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Let me understand. You've got the hen, the chicken and the rooster. The rooster goes with the chicken. So, who's having sex with the hen?
--Jerry Stiller as Frank Costanza
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♪"Believe it or not George isn't at home please leave a message at the beep. I must be out or I'd pick up the phone. Where could I be? Believe it or not I'm not home!"♪
--Jason Alexander as George Costanza
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Jerry: Your crazy!
Kramer: Am I? Or am I SO SANE it just blew your mind!?
--Michael Richards as Cosmo Kramer
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These pretzels are making me thirsty!
--Jerry Seinfeld as Jerry Seinfeld
--Jason Alexander as George Costanza
--Michael Richards as Cosmo Kramer
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Not that there is anything wrong with that
--Jerry Seinfeld as Jerry Seinfeld
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