You emit a foul and unpleasant odor!.....I loath you!

Alright, Alright. You keep it secret. But remember this, and remember well. When you control the mail, you control, information

Jerry, I'm a little insulted."
"You're not a little anything, Newman.

...the mail never stops. It just keeps coming and coming and coming. There's never a letup, It's relentless. Every day it piles up more and more, but the more you get out, the more it keeps coming.... more

Oh stop acting coy with me Newman!"
"I'm not acting coy."
"Is he acting coy?"
"Yeah, he's acting coy."
"Yeah, your acting coy!

You know, old friend, sometimes I ponder this silly gulf between us, and I say 'why?'. Are we really so different..."
"I'm not the one doing the cooking, Newman."
"Damn you... more

Jumbalia!

Because the mail never stops! And then you gotta get it out! But the moreyou get it out, the more it keeps coming in! And then it piles up more and more and then the barcoding machine breaks and it's... more

Let me let you in on a secret. Zip codes? They're meaningless.

All right, all right. All right you go ahead. You go ahead and keep it secret. But you remember this. When you control the mail, you control... information.