Let me understand. You've got the hen, the chicken and the rooster. The rooster goes with the chicken. So, who's having sex with the hen?

These Pretzels Are Making Me Thirsty!

A FESTIVUS FOR THE REST-OF-US.

I have been performing feats of strength all morning.

Serenity now!

Jerry, it's Frank Costanza. Mr. Steinbrenner's here, George is dead, call me back.

hey lloyd, i got good news and bad news...and they're both the same. You're fired!

Serenity now! Serenity now!"
"What is that?"
"The doctor gave me a relaxation cassette. When my blood pressure gets too high, the man on the tape tells me to say 'serenity... more

HOOOCHEY MOMMA!!!!

I feel reborn. I'm like a Phoenix rising from Arizona.