here's to feeling good all the time

Jerry: Your crazy!
Kramer: Am I? Or am I SO SANE it just blew your mind!?

Jerry: You kept making all the stops?
Kramer: Well people kept ringing the bell!

I'm out of the contest!

Relax man, there's plenty of juice here to keep us all fat and giggly.

These Pretzels Are Making Me Thirsty!

It's a Festivus miracle!

I'm out there Jerry, and I'm lovin' every minute of it!

Kramer: Our eyes met across the crowded hat store. I, a customer, and she a coquettish haberdasher. Oh, I pursued and she withdrew, then she pursued and I withdrew, and so we danced. I burned for... more

I'm Cosmo Kramer the ASSMAN