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I would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable.
--Jason Alexander as George Costanza
You can stuff your sorries in a sack!
--Jason Alexander as George Costanza
--Miscellaneous Actor as Miscellaneous Character
Well I got just the thing to cheer you up... A computer!...You can check porn.. and stock quotes!!
--Jason Alexander as George Costanza
(The English Patient)

"Marry me...I'll burn myself....I'll burn my parents!"
--Jason Alexander as George Costanza
Like my tuxedo? It's a rental, but I've had it for 15 years.
--Michael Richards as Cosmo Kramer
Serenity now, insanity later.
--Miscellaneous Actor as Miscellaneous Character
Look, just tell him you had sex with his wife, that'll kill him!
--Michael Richards as Cosmo Kramer
Kramer : It's just a write off for them .

Jerry : How is it a write off ?

Kramer : They just write it off .

Jerry : Write it off what ?

Kramer : Jerry all these big companies they write... more
--Jerry Seinfeld as Jerry Seinfeld
--Michael Richards as Cosmo Kramer
Why separate knobs....why separate knobs??
--Miscellaneous Actor as Miscellaneous Character
What, you telling me people loved the name Blanche the first time they heard it?
--Jason Alexander as George Costanza

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