I would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable.

You can stuff your sorries in a sack!

Well I got just the thing to cheer you up... A computer!...You can check porn.. and stock quotes!!

(The English Patient)

"Marry me...I'll burn myself....I'll burn my parents!"

Like my tuxedo? It's a rental, but I've had it for 15 years.

Serenity now, insanity later.

Look, just tell him you had sex with his wife, that'll kill him!

Kramer : It's just a write off for them .

Jerry : How is it a write off ?

Kramer : They just write it off .

Jerry : Write it off what ?

Kramer : Jerry all these big companies they write... more

Why separate knobs....why separate knobs??

What, you telling me people loved the name Blanche the first time they heard it?