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Seinfeld Season 9

EpisodeTitleDescriptionRecent Activity
May 14 1998
The Finale: Part 2The four stand trial in Latham, Massachussets for violating the "Good Samaritan Law"39 ratings | 2 discussion topics
May 14 1998
The Finale: Part 1After George and Jerry land a production deal with NBC, the four head out for Paris on NBC's private plane and are waylaid in a small Massachussets town.27 ratings | 2 discussion topics
May 14 1998
The Clip Show: Part 2Part 2 of a retrospective of the series' nine seasons; Kramer pops in to say hello to the audience.15 ratings | 2 discussion topics
May 14 1998
The Clip Show: Part 1Just as the four are about to go to the movies, Jerry looks back on the past nine years with the audience.11 ratings | 2 discussion topics
May 7 1998
The Puerto Rican DayJerry, George, Kramer and Elaine get stuck in standstill traffic due to the massive Puerto Rican Day Parade.13 ratings | 2 discussion topics
Apr 30 1998
The MaidJerry winds up dating the maid he hired, and she starts to slack off on her duties.13 ratings | 2 discussion topics
Apr 23 1998
The FroggerGeorge tries to acquire an old Frogger machine on which he's held the top score since high school.18 ratings | 2 discussion topics
Apr 9 1998
The BookstoreKramer "hangs-out" more than usual at Jerry's place. Jerry and George are at a bookstore where George hopes to meet women and Jerry spots Uncle Leo shoplifting. George takes a large book ...moreKramer "hangs-out" more than usual at Jerry's place. Jerry and George are at a bookstore where George hopes to meet women and Jerry spots Uncle Leo shoplifting. George takes a large book into the bathroom with him. Elaine is at the annual Peterman party, where everyone is anxious to know if she is going to dance again and when. The bookstore makes George buy the book that he took into the bathroom. Elaine didn't dance at the party instead she and a man named Zach got drunk and made out at their table 12 ratings | 2 discussion topics
Mar 19 1998
The BurningBecause of the presets she discovers on his car radio, Elaine thinks that Puddy is religious. The first idea George presents at a Kruger project meeting goes over great, his follow up suggestion isn't...moreBecause of the presets she discovers on his car radio, Elaine thinks that Puddy is religious. The first idea George presents at a Kruger project meeting goes over great, his follow up suggestion isn't as well received. Jerry suggests that George use the old showmanship trick of leaving on a high note. Elaine tells George and Jerry about her suspicions; George suggests that she reset his radio presets as a test 9 ratings | 2 discussion topics
Feb 26 1998
The WizardJerry buys his dad a $200 Wizard organizer for a birthday present. George receives a message from Susan's parents, the Rosses. Jerry and George debate about the race of Elaine's new boyfriend and that...moreJerry buys his dad a $200 Wizard organizer for a birthday present. George receives a message from Susan's parents, the Rosses. Jerry and George debate about the race of Elaine's new boyfriend and that intrigues her (is he black?). George returns the call from the Rosses; the Foundation is having an event this weekend, but George can't attend, he has to close on his house in the Hamptons. Kramer announces his retirement, a Hollywood big shot has optioned his coffee table book about coffee tables. 11 ratings | 2 discussion topics
Feb 5 1998
The StrongboxKramer buys a strong box because there have been several robberies in the building. He tries to hide the key but Jerry keeps finding it. George is trying to break up with his girlfriend Maura, but can...moreKramer buys a strong box because there have been several robberies in the building. He tries to hide the key but Jerry keeps finding it. George is trying to break up with his girlfriend Maura, but can't convince her to leave. Jerry doesn't recognize his new neighbor, Phil, and won't let him in the building. Elaine is dating a poor man who she thinks is a super hero. 12 ratings | 2 discussion topics
Jan 29 1998
The CartoonElaine accidentally steals a "Ziggy" cartoon and sends it to the New Yorker as one of her own. Jerry confides in Kramer that a fellow comedian, Sally Weaver, should quit stand up. Kramer ...moreElaine accidentally steals a "Ziggy" cartoon and sends it to the New Yorker as one of her own. Jerry confides in Kramer that a fellow comedian, Sally Weaver, should quit stand up. Kramer tells her this and she then targets Jerry as the devil in her act. She gains popularity and gets her own cable special. George is dating a woman who looks like Jerry. 11 ratings | 2 discussion topics
Jan 15 1998
The Reverse PeepholeJerry, George, Elaine, and Putty get invited to Joe Mayo's party. Elaine throws Putty's fur out the his window. Kramer and Newman put reverse peepholes so they can see if anyone is in their apartment ...moreJerry, George, Elaine, and Putty get invited to Joe Mayo's party. Elaine throws Putty's fur out the his window. Kramer and Newman put reverse peepholes so they can see if anyone is in their apartment before entering. The super tries to evict Newman but Kramer sticks up for him. Newman begins a secret love affair with the super's wife and Kramer gets worried. Newman finds Putty's fur in a tree and George winds up paying for a massage chair because his back is tweaked from his fat wallet. Jerry carries a purse and wears a fur to fool the super and gets robbed on the street. 11 ratings | 2 discussion topics
Jan 8 1998
The DealershipJerry plans to buy a car with an insider deal from Puddy, who's been promoted to a car salesman. George warns Jerry to watch out for car dealers. Kramer takes the car Jerry is planning to buy for a ...moreJerry plans to buy a car with an insider deal from Puddy, who's been promoted to a car salesman. George warns Jerry to watch out for car dealers. Kramer takes the car Jerry is planning to buy for a test drive with another salesman. Elaine returns from a lunch with Puddy at Arby's. Puddy offers Jerry a "high five." Kramer misses the turn to go back to the dealership; instead, he plans to give the car a full test of a Kramer daily routine. this is one of those rare episodes where Jerry's apartment isn't seen 10 ratings | 2 discussion topics
Dec 18 1997
The StrikeKramer returns to H&H bagels after a 12 year strike. Elaine gives "demin vest" a fake number on her free sub card. Jerry meets a woman named Gwen who is "two faced". (She doesn...moreKramer returns to H&H bagels after a 12 year strike. Elaine gives "demin vest" a fake number on her free sub card. Jerry meets a woman named Gwen who is "two faced". (She doesn't look good in some light)George creates a fake charity called "the human fund" to give fake Christmas presents at Kruger. He invites Kruger over to celebrate "Festivus" when he can't cash the 20,000 dollar charity check to "the human fund". 12 ratings | 2 discussion topics
Dec 11 1997
The ApologyJerry's girlfriend walks around his apartment naked; she even eats breakfast and plays Scrabble naked. An old friend of the gang named Jason is going through Alcoholics Anonymous (AA) and is currently...moreJerry's girlfriend walks around his apartment naked; she even eats breakfast and plays Scrabble naked. An old friend of the gang named Jason is going through Alcoholics Anonymous (AA) and is currently working on step 9, where you make amends to individuals for past wrongs. George is anxious to receive Jason's apology for the humiliating neck-hole incident. Elaine is offended when her co-worker, Peggy, can't tolerate Elaine's germs, but easily tolerates the germs of other people 8 ratings | 2 discussion topics
Nov 20 1997
The BetrayalJerry, George and Elaine return from their trip to India that they don't want to talk about. Sue Ellen calls the wedding off and Nina doesn't want George or Jerry. George finds out that Jerry slept ...moreJerry, George and Elaine return from their trip to India that they don't want to talk about. Sue Ellen calls the wedding off and Nina doesn't want George or Jerry. George finds out that Jerry slept with Nina and Elaine slept with the groom. Kramer and FDR settle their score, a snowball with something extra 17 ratings | 2 discussion topics
Nov 13 1997
The SlicerElaine borrows Kramer's meat slicer to feed her neighbor's cat while George tries to hide his not-so-great past from his new boss.11 ratings | 2 discussion topics | 1 wall post
Nov 6 1997
The Merv Griffin ShowKramer happens to find the old set of the Merv Griffin Show in a dumpster, and promptly fixes it all up in his apartment, where he starts to treat his life like an interview show. Elaine get's ticked ...moreKramer happens to find the old set of the Merv Griffin Show in a dumpster, and promptly fixes it all up in his apartment, where he starts to treat his life like an interview show. Elaine get's ticked off by the new guy at her office who keeps sidling up beside her without her noticing. George's girlfriend forces him to take care of a squirrel he runs over, whilst Jerry's girlfriend has a fantastic toy collection but won't let him play with it. 17 ratings | 2 discussion topics
Oct 30 1997
The Junk MailJerry's childhood friend "Fragile" Frankie promises to get Jerry a new car because of a show he did for Frankie's car dealership. George prepares for his weekly call to his parents. Kramer ...moreJerry's childhood friend "Fragile" Frankie promises to get Jerry a new car because of a show he did for Frankie's car dealership. George prepares for his weekly call to his parents. Kramer plans his revenge on a company because of the over abundance of catalogs they've sent him in the past month. Elaine is back with Puddy, but meets the man of her dreams at the diner and plans to keep Puddy in reserve until she finds out if the new guy can "handle the workload 6 ratings | 2 discussion topics
Oct 16 1997
The BloodJerry's parents hire their friend Izzy Mandelbaum to become Jerry's personal trainer while George decides to associate food and television with his love life.12 ratings | 2 discussion topics
Oct 9 1997
The Serenity NowFrank is supposed to say "serenity now" every time his blood pressure is in danger of going up. Jerry's girlfriend gives his Knicks tickets away. She comments that she has never seen him get...moreFrank is supposed to say "serenity now" every time his blood pressure is in danger of going up. Jerry's girlfriend gives his Knicks tickets away. She comments that she has never seen him get "real mad." George gets Kramer to help him fix his parents' screen door. They remove the old door and Kramer takes it with him. 18 ratings | 2 discussion topics
Oct 2 1997
The VoiceThe gang start using a fun, booming, jovial voice, but when Jerry's girlfriend learns that the voice is supposed to represent her stomach, she makes Jerry choose between her and the voice.17 ratings | 2 discussion topics
Sep 25 1997
The Butter ShaveKramer discovers the amazing yet unknown uses of butter, but accidentally fries himself after using it as sunscreen.13 ratings | 2 discussion topics

Seinfeld Season 8

EpisodeTitleDescriptionRecent Activity
May 15 1997
The Summer Of GeorgeGeorge gets a severance check from the Yankees and decides to take advantage of his windfall by living it up during the summer. Jerry dates a woman who apparently has another "feller" but ...moreGeorge gets a severance check from the Yankees and decides to take advantage of his windfall by living it up during the summer. Jerry dates a woman who apparently has another "feller" but when she dumps him he finds out that she is high maintenance so he and George team up to make one normal man. Kramer accidentally gets a Tony and in order to keep it he has to fire Raquel Welch from the production. Elaine is accused of being catty when she makes fun of a woman who doesn't swing her arms when she walks. 8 ratings
May 8 1997
The Muffin TopsElaine opens a new bakery that sells only the tops of the muffins.`9 ratings
May 1 1997
The MillenniumKramer and Newman compete during the early planning of each of their millenium parties.10 ratings
Apr 24 1997
The Yada YadaGeorge's new girlfriend is fond of the expression "yada yada yada". Jerry feels uncomfortable when his dentist converts to Judiasm. Kramer and Mickey have trouble deciding which girl they ...moreGeorge's new girlfriend is fond of the expression "yada yada yada". Jerry feels uncomfortable when his dentist converts to Judiasm. Kramer and Mickey have trouble deciding which girl they each prefer when they double date, and Elaine is used as a character reference by some friends planning to adopt but manages to mess things up. 10 ratings
Apr 10 1997
The NapGeorge finds the perfect way to nap at work without getting caught. Kramer begins to swim in the east river when he finds the local pool to be too crowded. Jerry is irritated by his new kitchen ...moreGeorge finds the perfect way to nap at work without getting caught. Kramer begins to swim in the east river when he finds the local pool to be too crowded. Jerry is irritated by his new kitchen contractor who asks too many questions, and Elaine gets the wrong idea when a boyfriend sends her a mattress after the first date. 15 ratings
Mar 13 1997
The English PatientElaine is dragged to see the movie "The English Patient" on multiple occasions, even though she absolutely hates the film.8 ratings
Feb 20 1997
The PotholeJerry accidentally knocks his girlfriends toothbrush into her toilet. He refuses to tell her and won't kiss her. Kramer adopts a section of highway and tries to improve it. Elaine tries to get chinese...moreJerry accidentally knocks his girlfriends toothbrush into her toilet. He refuses to tell her and won't kiss her. Kramer adopts a section of highway and tries to improve it. Elaine tries to get chinese food delivered by using a janitors closet in a different building. George drops his Phil Rizutto key chain in a pothole, which gets filled and he tries to dig it out. 7 ratings
Feb 13 1997
The SusieA co-worker of Elaine's thinks Elaine is called Susie, and Elaine doesn't bother to correct her, when she badmouths Elaine to "Susie." Elaine complains of this to Jerry, who commiserates ...moreA co-worker of Elaine's thinks Elaine is called Susie, and Elaine doesn't bother to correct her, when she badmouths Elaine to "Susie." Elaine complains of this to Jerry, who commiserates with her. Later, Peggy gets "Susie" called in front of Peterman, who demands that Elaine be there also. Elaine finds a way to wriggle out of the situation so that neither realizes Susie doesn't exist.Meanwhile, Kramer puts 100 dollars on a basketball game in Jerry's name with Mike, the guy Jerry called a phony in "The Parking Space." When Kramer attends the game, he gets in a fight with the players, causing Jerry to win his bet. Mike doesn't have enough money to pay Jerry, however, so he tells him that he'll fix his trunk. As he's looking at it, Jerry doesn't notice him and closes the trunk on Mike's hands. Mike thinks this is a classic case of having his thumbs broken because he can't pay, so he promises he'll get the money. Later, as he's trying to fix it again, Mike falls into the trunk, which locks behind him.When Jerry and Elaine are driving around, Elaine is complaining about Susie, and Jerry says she should "eliminate" her. Mike hears them say this, and then hears them laughing, but he doesn't know they're laughing at someone's t-shirt.The next day, Peterman assigns Susie to a project that Elaine wanted, so she tells Peterman that Susie took her own life. Jerry goes with Elaine to Susie's wake, where they discover that, although Susie only existed for a few days, she has more friends than Elaine, because the room is packed. Peggy see Elaine and thinks she's Susie back from the dead. Elaine tells her that she is Elaine, and Peggy realizes she never met Susie. Elaine goes up to give the eulogy, but Peterman pushes her aside before she has to think of something to say. He then gives this long string of events which clearly never happened and Peterman invent, such as Susie and he sleeping together. Meanwhile, Mike manages to escape from the trunk and realizes he's at the wake of the girl he heard should be "eliminated." He runs in and tells everyone that Jerry killed her, and Jerry just laughs. The episode ends with Peterman making Elaine in charge of a foundation in Susie's honor, which she will spend every spare moment on. This parallel's George's own experience with Susan's death exactly, even down to the exaggerated yell of "SUUUUSIEEEE!"George is dating a sexy blonde, Allison, who has just bought a backless black dress for a ball, and he intends to have her spin her way in. George can't wait, because it'll be his first grand entrance. He's made a lot of grand exits, but for once, he wants to be known as soon as he walks into the room. There is one problem, however; Allison wants to break up with him. He starts not leaving his house and screening his calls because, "If she can't find me, she can't break up with me." He even goes so far as to call her at her house, even though he knows she's at work. However, Kramer breaks up with him for Allison, and decides to attend the ball with George, without George's knowledge. When George tells Kramer to leave, they start pulling on each other, which causes George to fall forward, ripping the back of Kramer's suit and sending him twirling into the room, just as Allison would have done. Everyone congratulates George on a grand entrance. 9 ratings
Feb 6 1997
The Van Buren BoysKramer gets mixed up with a gang when he is mugged by them and mistakenly shows their secret sign.8 ratings
Jan 30 1997
The ComebackGeorge gets insulted from a co-worker named Reilly during a business meeting with line "Hey George, the ocean called and they're running out of shrimp". He plans to get back at him with the...moreGeorge gets insulted from a co-worker named Reilly during a business meeting with line "Hey George, the ocean called and they're running out of shrimp". He plans to get back at him with the "jerk store" remark, which all his friends try to change. Jerry buys new tennis racket from Milosh, a tennis pro-shop worker because he thinks he is a great tennis player. Jerry finds out that Milosh is a terrible tennis player and Milosh offers Jerry his wife, Patty as some sort of "mideval sexual payola". Patty loses respect for Milosh and begs Jerry to let him win a game of tennis in front of Patty. Elaine is renting videos from "Vincent's Picks" and develops a secret phone relationship with him. She betrays him when she rents "Weekend at Bernie's", a "Gene Pick". Kramer asks Elaine to act as a witness to "pull the plug" if he ever goes into a coma because he watches "The Other Side of Darkness". He finds out that the woman coma victim wakes up and changes his mind after he signs the will. Vincent sends Elaine the play button of his VCR. George flies to Akron to try and zing Reilly with his "jerk store" remark. Elaine meets Vincent at his apartment with vodka, cigarettes, and fireworks and and finds out that he is 15 years old. Kramer goes to meet his lawyer, Shellback, and gets pummeled with tennis balls. George's "jerk store" remark flops, and he tells Reilly that he had sex with his wife. George then learns that Reilly's wife is in a coma. 7 ratings
Jan 16 1997
The MoneyJerry buys his parents a Cadillac. His parents sell it to Jack Clompus for 6000 dollars and try and give the money to Jerry. Elaine has stock options at Peterman's and buys George coffee. George feels...moreJerry buys his parents a Cadillac. His parents sell it to Jack Clompus for 6000 dollars and try and give the money to Jerry. Elaine has stock options at Peterman's and buys George coffee. George feels that she is "sticking" it to him. George tries to convince his parents to stay in Queens because he wants their money. They then decide to buy expensive things and move to Florida. Kramer's girlfriend has the "jimmy legs" and they sleep in the Costanza's apartment when they go to Florida. Jerry buys back the Cadillac from Clompus for 14000 dollars. Clompus crashes it along Alligator Alley. Jerry has to sleep in the Cadillac because he has no money. Elaine hires Morty Seinfeld because he thinks he needs to support Jerry. Peterman returns and dismisses Elaine from her position with no stock options. The Seinfeld's sell their condo and attach a camper to their Cadillac. 6 ratings
Jan 9 1997
The Little JerryJerry is disgraced when his clown patterned check bounces and is displayed outside the local bodega. Elaine starts dating a man who shaves his head but when he's depressed when he finds out he's going...moreJerry is disgraced when his clown patterned check bounces and is displayed outside the local bodega. Elaine starts dating a man who shaves his head but when he's depressed when he finds out he's going bald 9 ratings
Nov 28 1996
The Andrea DoriaA survivor of a shipwreck beats George out of an apartment, so George decides to tell the landlords the tragedies of his life in hopes of getting it back based on pity.8 ratings
Nov 21 1996
The AbstinenceGeorge's girlfriend has mononucleosis and he can't have sex with her for six weeks. Elaine's met a doctor who's almost gotten his license to practice. Jerry agrees to appear at career day at his ...moreGeorge's girlfriend has mononucleosis and he can't have sex with her for six weeks. Elaine's met a doctor who's almost gotten his license to practice. Jerry agrees to appear at career day at his former junior high school, first he is bumped and then there is a fire drill. Kramer lights up a cigar in Monk's and is asked to leave. He meets others on the street who face his dilemma so he opens up his apartment as a smoking lounge. 7 ratings
Nov 14 1996
The Chicken RoasterGeorge reveals a strategy to guarantee a second date with women - leaving an object behind at their place. However, this strategy gets Elaine into trouble, when George leaves behind a sable hat she ...moreGeorge reveals a strategy to guarantee a second date with women - leaving an object behind at their place. However, this strategy gets Elaine into trouble, when George leaves behind a sable hat she shouldn't have charged to the Peterman expense account. 6 ratings
Nov 7 1996
The ChecksJerry gets hundreds of royalty checks, worth 12 cents each, for appearing on a Japanese TV program and gets writer's cramp. George and Jerry pitch their pilot to Japanese TV executives.6 ratings
Oct 31 1996
The FatiguesKramer volunteers to cook dinner for a Jewish singles function, and tries to recruit Frank Costanza to help him. George has to speak to the Yankees front office on the topic of Risk Management, but ...moreKramer volunteers to cook dinner for a Jewish singles function, and tries to recruit Frank Costanza to help him. George has to speak to the Yankees front office on the topic of Risk Management, but has trouble learning the material. Jerry's is intrigued that his girlfriend has a mentor - that is, until he finds out that the mentor is dating Bania. Elaine is forced to deal with a fatigue-wearing, deranged employee 7 ratings
Oct 17 1996
The PackageElaine has a rash and looks for a doctor who will treat her; despite her doctor -- patient relationship reputation. Kramer offers Jerry a method to get a refund on his stereo that is two years out of ...moreElaine has a rash and looks for a doctor who will treat her; despite her doctor -- patient relationship reputation. Kramer offers Jerry a method to get a refund on his stereo that is two years out of warranty. George discovers the woman at the photo store is looking at his pictures 6 ratings
Oct 10 1996
The Little KicksKramer's friend Brody forces Jerry to bootleg the movie "Death Blow". George follows Elaine to her office party and finds out that she has a "unique" dancing style. She starts to ...moreKramer's friend Brody forces Jerry to bootleg the movie "Death Blow". George follows Elaine to her office party and finds out that she has a "unique" dancing style. She starts to get a weird vibe from her subordinates and blames it all on George. George becomes the bad boy and wins the affection of Elaine's employee Anna. Jerry finds out that he is a gifted bootlegger and demands perfection while shooting "Cry, Cry, again". Kramer tells Elaine she can't dance. She then videotapes herself dancing over the bootleg of "Cry, Cry, Again". Elaine apologizes over the phone to George calling him a "good seed". He tries to win back Anna's affection by pretending to be a bootlegger. George is arrested and has to be picked up by his father. While picking up Anna from the police station, Elaine and Frank Costanza throw fists. 8 ratings
Oct 3 1996
The Bizarro JerryElaine meets her new boyfriend's friends, and realizes the group of them are the exact opposites of Jerry and his friends. Jerry goes out with one of Elaine's friends who is extremely beautiful, but ...moreElaine meets her new boyfriend's friends, and realizes the group of them are the exact opposites of Jerry and his friends. Jerry goes out with one of Elaine's friends who is extremely beautiful, but has off-putting "man hands". However, George uses a picture of her to get into the "forbidden city" where lots of beautiful women hang out. Kramer gets a new job when he uses a toilet in an office building. 14 ratings
Sep 26 1996
The Soul MateGeorge thinks the foundation lawyer suspects he killed Susan, and leaves a tape-recorder in the meeting room after he leaves in order to find out the truth. Elaine is sick of her friends telling her ...moreGeorge thinks the foundation lawyer suspects he killed Susan, and leaves a tape-recorder in the meeting room after he leaves in order to find out the truth. Elaine is sick of her friends telling her she should have a baby, which leads to a chance meeting with a man who shares her view. Kramer falls for Jerry's girlfriend, and unwisely goes to Newman for advice. 5 ratings
Sep 19 1996
The FoundationAfter a summer of grieving, George is ready to move on with his life, but a comment Jerry makes to the Rosses inspires them to start a foundation in Susan's memory. Jerry, who has broken off his ...moreAfter a summer of grieving, George is ready to move on with his life, but a comment Jerry makes to the Rosses inspires them to start a foundation in Susan's memory. Jerry, who has broken off his engagement to Jeanie, does research into what sort of break-up story makes a man most appealing to women. Elaine becomes president of J Peterman when a burnt out Peterman flees to Burma. Meanwhile, the new-found perspective and confidence Kramer has gotten from Karate inspires Elaine - until it's revealed that he's been fighting against children. 6 ratings

Seinfeld Season 7

EpisodeTitleDescriptionRecent Activity
May 16 1996
The Invitations8 ratings | 1 discussion topic
May 9 1996
The Wait Out6 ratings | 1 discussion topic
May 2 1996
The Bottle Deposit11 ratings | 1 discussion topic
Apr 25 1996
The Calzone8 ratings | 1 discussion topic
Apr 4 1996
The Wig Master6 ratings | 1 discussion topic
Mar 7 1996
The Friars Club9 ratings | 1 discussion topic
Feb 22 1996
The Doll7 ratings | 1 discussion topic
Feb 15 1996
The Shower Head5 ratings | 1 discussion topic
Feb 8 1996
The Cadillac5 ratings | 1 discussion topic
Feb 1 1996
The Seven10 ratings | 1 discussion topic
Jan 25 1996
The Caddy7 ratings | 1 discussion topic
Jan 4 1996
The RyeAfter George's parents take back the bread they gifted to Susan's parents, George makes Jerry find another loaf and tries to appease Susan's parents by taking them on Kramer's Manhattan horse tours, ...moreAfter George's parents take back the bread they gifted to Susan's parents, George makes Jerry find another loaf and tries to appease Susan's parents by taking them on Kramer's Manhattan horse tours, to disastrous consequences. 8 ratings | 1 discussion topic
Dec 14 1995
The GumLloyd Braun comes back from the insane asylum. Kramer takes him under his wing and convinces Jerry to buy gum from him and wear glasses that don't belong to him to prove that Lloyd isn't crazy. George...moreLloyd Braun comes back from the insane asylum. Kramer takes him under his wing and convinces Jerry to buy gum from him and wear glasses that don't belong to him to prove that Lloyd isn't crazy. George tries to prove to his old neighbor Deena that he isn't crazy after a cashier short changes him. 8 ratings | 1 discussion topic
Dec 7 1995
The SpongeAfter learning that her prophylactic of choice is being discontinued, Elaine buys a case of Today sponges and scrutinizes her dates for their sponge-worthiness.8 ratings | 1 discussion topic
Nov 16 1995
The Pool Guy9 ratings | 1 discussion topic
Nov 9 1995
The Secret Code5 ratings | 1 discussion topic
Nov 2 1995
The Soup NaziA soup stand owner obsesses about his customers' ordering procedure, but his soup is so good that people line up down the block for it anyway.16 ratings | 1 discussion topic
Oct 19 1995
The Hot TubGeorge picks up a bad habit from some visiting baseball officials. During the time of the New York City Marathon, Elaine has an out of country runner as her house guest. The runner had overslept and ...moreGeorge picks up a bad habit from some visiting baseball officials. During the time of the New York City Marathon, Elaine has an out of country runner as her house guest. The runner had overslept and missed the big race at the last Olympics and Jerry obsesses with ensuring that it doesn't happen again. Kramer gets a hot tub from his friend Lomez, and Elaine has writer's block. 6 ratings | 1 discussion topic | 3 wall posts
Oct 12 1995
The WinkJerry squirts grapefruit into George's eye at breakfast, and for the rest of the day George is misinterpreted because everyone thinks he is winking at them.9 ratings | 1 discussion topic
Oct 5 1995
The MaestroElaine dates the conductor of an orchestra who insists everyone calls him "Maestro."`9 ratings | 1 discussion topic | 1 wall post
Sep 28 1995
The PostponementFeeling overwhelmed, George wants to postpone marrying Susan.5 ratings | 1 discussion topic
Sep 21 1995
The EngagementElaine has problem sleeping in her new apartment because of a dog that keeps barking. Meanwhile, George get back together with Susan Ross. He proposed to her and she said yes after a few hours of ...moreElaine has problem sleeping in her new apartment because of a dog that keeps barking. Meanwhile, George get back together with Susan Ross. He proposed to her and she said yes after a few hours of convincing. Kramer has a solution to help Elaine. Elaine likes his solution. Kramer and Newman then helps her to commit a dog-napping which s Kramer's idea. 6 ratings | 1 discussion topic

Seinfeld Season 6

EpisodeTitleDescriptionRecent Activity
May 18 1995
The UnderstudyJerry begins to date a girl who is an understudy for Bette Midler in her new Broadway musical, Rochelle, Rochelle. Jerry, George and Kramer all play on the Improv softball team and happen to be ...moreJerry begins to date a girl who is an understudy for Bette Midler in her new Broadway musical, Rochelle, Rochelle. Jerry, George and Kramer all play on the Improv softball team and happen to be playing against the cast and crew of Rochelle, Rochelle. Kramer fawns over Bette and Jerry's girlfriend cries about her frankfurter falling on the ground but not about her grandmother dying. 6 ratings
May 11 1995
The Face Painter9 ratings
May 4 1995
The Diplomat's Club3 ratings
Apr 27 1995
The Fusilli Jerry8 ratings
Apr 6 1995
The Doodle2 ratings
Mar 16 1995
The Jimmy6 ratings
Feb 23 1995
The Doorman4 ratings
Feb 16 1995
The Kiss Hello8 ratings
Feb 9 1995
The Beard6 ratings
Feb 2 1995
Highlights Of A Hundred3 ratings
Jan 26 1995
The Scofflaw3 ratings
Jan 19 1995
The Label Maker3 ratings
Jan 5 1995
The SwitchElaine lets a potential employer borrow Mr. Pitt's tennis racket, but the injury suffered may ruin her chances, especially when she must get his racket back. Jerry's girlfriend never laughs but he ...moreElaine lets a potential employer borrow Mr. Pitt's tennis racket, but the injury suffered may ruin her chances, especially when she must get his racket back. Jerry's girlfriend never laughs but he meets her roommate who does, so Jerry decides he would like to make "the switch." George's model girlfriend may be bulimic. He needs proof so he meets Kramer's mother, who's a bathroom matron. While there he finds out Kramer's first name, Cosmo. Kramer decides it is time to be himself and begins to use his first name. George has the perfect plan for "the switch," a menage a trois. 5 ratings
Dec 15 1994
The RaceJerry dates a girl named Lois, though her boss is Duncan Meyer, an old high school rival of Jerry's, who Jerry once defeated in a track meet, though Duncan has protested the race ever since, and now ...moreJerry dates a girl named Lois, though her boss is Duncan Meyer, an old high school rival of Jerry's, who Jerry once defeated in a track meet, though Duncan has protested the race ever since, and now wants a rematch. Elaine finds out her boyfriend is a communist, George contacts a personal ad from "The Daily Worker", and Kramer gets a job as a shopping center Santa. 9 ratings
Dec 8 1994
The SecretaryGeorge gets a Secritary, saying he will go for efficiency and smarts rather than beauty. He hires a woman who is 'a computer geek', only to find himself falling in love with her2 ratings
Nov 17 1994
The Mom And Pop StoreGeorge buys a convertible he thinks was once owned by Jon Voight. Kramer tries to save a small shoe-repair business. Elaine answers a radio quiz, enabling Mr. Pitt to participate in the Macy's ...moreGeorge buys a convertible he thinks was once owned by Jon Voight. Kramer tries to save a small shoe-repair business. Elaine answers a radio quiz, enabling Mr. Pitt to participate in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. 6 ratings
Nov 10 1994
The Soup11 ratings
Nov 3 1994
The Gymnast6 ratings
Oct 27 1994
The Couch4 ratings
Oct 13 1994
The Chinese Woman5 ratings
Oct 6 1994
The Pledge DriveKramer finds Jerry's old birthday checks from his grandmother and insists he deposits them, which puts Nana in unexpected debt.4 ratings
Sep 22 1994
The Big SaladJerry gets a date with Miss Rhode Island, a Miss America contestant. When they need a chaperone, Kramer is available. On the date, Kramer gives her advice and becomes her personal coach. Elaine tries ...moreJerry gets a date with Miss Rhode Island, a Miss America contestant. When they need a chaperone, Kramer is available. On the date, Kramer gives her advice and becomes her personal coach. Elaine tries to get a job at Doubleday, filling in the shoes once filled by Jackie Onassis. Instead she gets a job being the personal assistant of a top executive who likes white socks. Meanwhile, George decides that the Yankees need to change their uniforms from polyester to cotton.` 7 ratings
Sep 22 1994
The ChaperoneJerry gets a date with Miss Rhode Island, a Miss America contestant. When they need a chaperone, Kramer is available. On the date, Kramer gives her advice and becomes her personal coach. Elaine tries ...moreJerry gets a date with Miss Rhode Island, a Miss America contestant. When they need a chaperone, Kramer is available. On the date, Kramer gives her advice and becomes her personal coach. Elaine tries to get a job at Doubleday, filling in the shoes once filled by Jackie Onassis. Instead she gets a job being the personal assistant of a top executive who likes white socks. Meanwhile, George decides that the Yankees need to change their uniforms from polyester to cotton. 5 ratings

Seinfeld Season 5

EpisodeTitleDescriptionRecent Activity
May 19 1994
The OppositeGeorge decides that every instinct he ever had was wrong and decides to do the opposite, which causes his luck to turn around and he gets a girlfriend, job and apartment. Meanwhile Elaine's fortune ...moreGeorge decides that every instinct he ever had was wrong and decides to do the opposite, which causes his luck to turn around and he gets a girlfriend, job and apartment. Meanwhile Elaine's fortune take a downfall causing her to lose her boyfriend, job and apartment and become more like George. 8 ratings
May 12 1994
The HamptonsJerry, Elaine, Kramer and George go the Hamptons with George's girlfriend Jane to see the newborn baby of some old friends. While there, Jerry, Elaine and Kramer see Jane topless while George gets ...moreJerry, Elaine, Kramer and George go the Hamptons with George's girlfriend Jane to see the newborn baby of some old friends. While there, Jerry, Elaine and Kramer see Jane topless while George gets caught with his pants down - and suffering from shrinkage. 9 ratings
May 5 1994
The FireKramer is dating one of Elaine's co-workers, a woman who drives her crazy. Kramer brings her to one of Jerry's shows, where she heckles him relentlessly; unfortunately there is a national magazine ...moreKramer is dating one of Elaine's co-workers, a woman who drives her crazy. Kramer brings her to one of Jerry's shows, where she heckles him relentlessly; unfortunately there is a national magazine critic in the audience. George panics when there is a fire at his girlfriend's apartment, during her son's birthday party. 4 ratings
Apr 28 1994
The RaincoatsJerry's parents are staying with him while they wait to take their trip to Paris and he's just returned from three weeks on the road can't get anytime alone with his girlfriend. George tries to get ...moreJerry's parents are staying with him while they wait to take their trip to Paris and he's just returned from three weeks on the road can't get anytime alone with his girlfriend. George tries to get out of the big brother program, just after he gets talked into it. The Seinfelds avoid the Costanza's dinner invitation. Elaine's latest boyfriend, who's a "close talker," becomes unusually fixated on Jerry's parents and shows them New York City. Kramer makes a deal with Jerry's father to sell belt-less raincoats to a secondhand shop and George sells his father's moth-ridden cabana style clothing, right before they plan a cruise. 3 ratings
Mar 17 1994
The WifeWhile Jerry keeps up the pretense of a pretend marriage with new girlfriend, Meryl, so she can share his dry cleaning discount, Elaine tries to decipher whether a guy at the gym likes her and ...moreWhile Jerry keeps up the pretense of a pretend marriage with new girlfriend, Meryl, so she can share his dry cleaning discount, Elaine tries to decipher whether a guy at the gym likes her and simultaneously tries to keep him from reporting George to the manager for peeing in the shower; and Kramer prepares to meet his girlfriend, Anna's parents. 9 ratings
Feb 24 1994
The Stand-InJerry sets Elaine up with a guy who he says would be perfect for her. At the end of their first date he takes "it" out.4 ratings
Feb 17 1994
The PieWhile shopping for a new suit for a job interview, George and the others stumble upon a mannequin which scarily resembles Elaine. Meanwhile Jerry tries to figure out why his girlfriend won't try his ...moreWhile shopping for a new suit for a job interview, George and the others stumble upon a mannequin which scarily resembles Elaine. Meanwhile Jerry tries to figure out why his girlfriend won't try his apple pie at Monks. 5 ratings
Feb 10 1994
The Marine BiologistGeorge starts dating a woman who (told by Jerry) thinks George is a marine biologist. Elaine's electronic organizer injures a person after being launched from a limo by a Russian novelist. Kramer ...moreGeorge starts dating a woman who (told by Jerry) thinks George is a marine biologist. Elaine's electronic organizer injures a person after being launched from a limo by a Russian novelist. Kramer decides to golf on the beach. 14 ratings
Feb 3 1994
The Dinner PartyThe gang struggles to find gifts for a dinner party. Jerry and Elaine stop at a bakery to get a cake, but they forget to take a number and lose the chocolate pastry and the one they get has a hair on ...moreThe gang struggles to find gifts for a dinner party. Jerry and Elaine stop at a bakery to get a cake, but they forget to take a number and lose the chocolate pastry and the one they get has a hair on it. Kramer and George try to get the wine but must get change for a $100 dollar bill and wait for a double-parker to return to his car. 6 ratings
Jan 6 1994
The StallWhile in a bathroom stall, Elaine needs some toilet paper, but the woman in the next stall refuses to give her a piece. The woman is Jerry's girlfriend whose voice Kramer recognizes from a telephone ...moreWhile in a bathroom stall, Elaine needs some toilet paper, but the woman in the next stall refuses to give her a piece. The woman is Jerry's girlfriend whose voice Kramer recognizes from a telephone sex line. Elaine's boyfriend, whose face she just loves, takes George & Kramer rock climbing. After his accident, Elaine isn't sure his face will be the same. 9 ratings
Dec 16 1993
The ConversionGeorge changes his religion to Latvian Orthodox to keep his girlfriend who must break up with him for religious reasons. Jerry finds a tube of fungus cream in his girlfriend's medicine cabinet and ...moreGeorge changes his religion to Latvian Orthodox to keep his girlfriend who must break up with him for religious reasons. Jerry finds a tube of fungus cream in his girlfriend's medicine cabinet and fakes an illness until he can figure out what the cream is used for. 8 ratings
Dec 9 1993
The Cigar Store IndianJerry helps George out with a coffee table stain and makes Elaine take the subway home and gives her Mr. Costanza's TV Guide to read. While on the train, Elaine meets a strange man obsessed with ...moreJerry helps George out with a coffee table stain and makes Elaine take the subway home and gives her Mr. Costanza's TV Guide to read. While on the train, Elaine meets a strange man obsessed with television. George meets a woman at a refinishing store who he brings back to his parent's home and passes it off as his. 9 ratings
Nov 18 1993
The MasseuseElaine meets a man who's perfect except his name is the same as a notorious serial killer. Jerry is frustrated when he can't get his girlfriend, who's a masseuse, to give him a massage, even Kramer is...moreElaine meets a man who's perfect except his name is the same as a notorious serial killer. Jerry is frustrated when he can't get his girlfriend, who's a masseuse, to give him a massage, even Kramer is a customer. George is obsessed when Jerry's girlfriend doesn't like him, so he tries extra hard to get her to like him, much to his own girlfriend's dismay. 8 ratings
Nov 11 1993
The BarberGeorge is uncertain about whether his job interview was successful or not, so he decides to go into the office and act like an employee while the boss is on vacation. Jerry is reluctant to dump his ...moreGeorge is uncertain about whether his job interview was successful or not, so he decides to go into the office and act like an employee while the boss is on vacation. Jerry is reluctant to dump his old barber even when he is given a real bad haircut. Kramer arranges to get him a clandestine haircut at the apartment of his barber 4 ratings
Nov 4 1993
The Non-Fat YogurtWhen they begin to gain weight, Jerry and Elaine suspect that Kramer has made a bad investment in a non-fat yogurt shop. Jerry inadvertently uses the "F" word, as a result so does Maryedith'...moreWhen they begin to gain weight, Jerry and Elaine suspect that Kramer has made a bad investment in a non-fat yogurt shop. Jerry inadvertently uses the "F" word, as a result so does Maryedith's son Matthew, a lot. George meets an old childhood friend whom he is convinced is trying to humiliate him. 7 ratings
Oct 28 1993
The Lip ReaderGeorge decides to use Jerry's girlfriend to spy on his friends by having her read their lips. Kramer claims he can also read lips and tries to prove it.7 ratings
Oct 14 1993
The BrisElaine and Jerry are nervous about the religious duties they must do when they agree to become godparents to a couple's newborn. George is overjoyed by getting a great parking spot...until a man jumps...moreElaine and Jerry are nervous about the religious duties they must do when they agree to become godparents to a couple's newborn. George is overjoyed by getting a great parking spot...until a man jumps off the building and onto his car. 3 ratings
Oct 7 1993
The Sniffing AccountantGeorge's father gets him an interview as a bra salesman. Evidence points to Jerry's accountant being a drug user. So Jerry, Kramer and Newman set out to find out the truth. Elaine's new boyfriend is ...moreGeorge's father gets him an interview as a bra salesman. Evidence points to Jerry's accountant being a drug user. So Jerry, Kramer and Newman set out to find out the truth. Elaine's new boyfriend is perfect except for his use of an exclamation point 5 ratings
Sep 30 1993
The GlassesGeorge's glasses are stolen at the health club. While helping him pick a new pair, Elaine is bitten by a dog and fears she has rabies. Kramer helps George and Jerry get discounts or glasses and an air...moreGeorge's glasses are stolen at the health club. While helping him pick a new pair, Elaine is bitten by a dog and fears she has rabies. Kramer helps George and Jerry get discounts or glasses and an air conditioner. 6 ratings
Sep 23 1993
The Puffy ShirtKramer and his soft-spoken friend Leslie start a new line of clothing and Jerry accidentally agrees to wear it on the Today show.10 ratings
Sep 1 1993
The MangoGeorge tells Jerry about his lack of confidence below "the equator." Jerry begs Elaine for another chance when he finds out she faked her orgasms. Kramer gets banned from his favorite fruit ...moreGeorge tells Jerry about his lack of confidence below "the equator." Jerry begs Elaine for another chance when he finds out she faked her orgasms. Kramer gets banned from his favorite fruit shop and sends Jerry to get his fruit but the owner who knows Jerry's and Kramer's orders realizes Jerry is buying for Kramer. 9 ratings

Seinfeld Season 4

EpisodeTitleDescriptionRecent Activity
May 20 1993
The PilotJerry and George begin casting for their pilot. However, George fears that God will not let him live to be successful. Russel is distracted from the pilot, as he has become obsessed with Elaine. ...moreJerry and George begin casting for their pilot. However, George fears that God will not let him live to be successful. Russel is distracted from the pilot, as he has become obsessed with Elaine. Getting mugged on his way home to use the bathroom causes Kramer to "miss his chance"; meanwhile, the whole gang notices that all of the new waitresses at the coffee are particularly buxom. 5 ratings
Apr 15 1993
The Smelly CarA restaurant valet with terrible BO leaves an unfathomably strong odour in Jerry's car. Meanwhile, George is intrigued when he learns that his ex-girlfriend, Susan has become a lesbian.9 ratings
Mar 17 1993
The Junior MintJerry has a date with a woman whose name he has forgotten, but it "rhymes with a female body part." Could it be "Mulva"? Elaine visits an old boyfriend who's in the hospital for an...moreJerry has a date with a woman whose name he has forgotten, but it "rhymes with a female body part." Could it be "Mulva"? Elaine visits an old boyfriend who's in the hospital for an operation; he was once fat, thin she's interested again. Kramer gets an opportunity to witness the operation and he drags Jerry along. 12 ratings
May 13 1993
The Handicap SpotAt Kramer's insistence, George parks his Dad's car in a handicap spot. After a woman is injured because of it, George becomes his Dad's butler while Kramer tries to help the woman.9 ratings
Feb 25 1993
The ImplantJerry dumps his girlfriend after Elaine says her figure is the result of implants. Kramer claims to have seen Salman Rushdie at the health club. By accident Elaine later discovers the breasts are real...moreJerry dumps his girlfriend after Elaine says her figure is the result of implants. Kramer claims to have seen Salman Rushdie at the health club. By accident Elaine later discovers the breasts are real. George accompanies his current girlfriend to Detroit for her aunt's wake. While there he tries to get a copy of her death certificate so he can get a 50% discount on the airfare. 5 ratings
Feb 18 1993
The Old ManJerry, Elaine & George volunteer to help the elderly. Jerry gets assigned to a nasty old man. Elaine is repulsed by the goiter problems of hers and George depresses his charge. Kramer and Newman ...moreJerry, Elaine & George volunteer to help the elderly. Jerry gets assigned to a nasty old man. Elaine is repulsed by the goiter problems of hers and George depresses his charge. Kramer and Newman try the business of selling old records to a used record store. 4 ratings
Feb 11 1993
The OutingNo thanks to Elaine, Jerry must work hard to prove he is straight when a college reporter mistakenly reports that he and George are gay, "not that there is anything wrong with that." Things ...moreNo thanks to Elaine, Jerry must work hard to prove he is straight when a college reporter mistakenly reports that he and George are gay, "not that there is anything wrong with that." Things really get out of hand when the article is picked up by the New York Post. 13 ratings
Feb 4 1993
The ShoesJerry and George struggle to keep their idea for a TV series alive, one of their problems is they don't know how to do the Elaine character. Jerry meets an old girlfriend he never could kiss, later ...moreJerry and George struggle to keep their idea for a TV series alive, one of their problems is they don't know how to do the Elaine character. Jerry meets an old girlfriend he never could kiss, later Kramer gets the opportunity. The ex-girlfriend talks about Elaine's shoes, mainly because she wants them. 6 ratings
Jan 27 1993
The VisaGeorge meets an attractive lawyer, Cheryl, who is impressed by his sense of humor. George attempts to keep Elaine and Jerry from meeting Cheryl, believing that Jerry's sense of humor will eclipse him...moreGeorge meets an attractive lawyer, Cheryl, who is impressed by his sense of humor. George attempts to keep Elaine and Jerry from meeting Cheryl, believing that Jerry's sense of humor will eclipse him. Babu Bhatt, the former restaurant owner who Jerry helped drive out of business in "The Cafe" (Season 3), has trouble with the INS because Babu's visa renewal was accidentally delivered to Jerry. 6 ratings
Jan 1 1993
The MovieJerry tries to make two show dates and afterwards go to the movie theater to meet everyone. George gets in the wrong line for tickets. George, Elaine & Kramer decide to go to another theater to ...moreJerry tries to make two show dates and afterwards go to the movie theater to meet everyone. George gets in the wrong line for tickets. George, Elaine & Kramer decide to go to another theater to see the movie. 4 ratings
Dec 16 1992
The PickGeorge lobbies to get Susan back, only to regret the success of his efforts. Tia (the model Jerry met in "The Airport") dumps Jerry after she sees what appears to be Jerry picking his nose ...moreGeorge lobbies to get Susan back, only to regret the success of his efforts. Tia (the model Jerry met in "The Airport") dumps Jerry after she sees what appears to be Jerry picking his nose while driving. Elaine decides to send out Christmas cards with her picture on them, and accidentally chooses a revealing shot. 4 ratings
Nov 25 1992
The AirportJerry and Elaine are returning from one of Jerry's gigs in Saint Louis. George is supposed to pick them up at Kennedy airport. The two are forced to switch to a different flight, one that arrives at ...moreJerry and Elaine are returning from one of Jerry's gigs in Saint Louis. George is supposed to pick them up at Kennedy airport. The two are forced to switch to a different flight, one that arrives at Laguardia. Elaine suffers a series of degradations in the coach section of the airplane, while Jerry is pampered in first class, and enjoys the company of a sexy model. George and Kramer dash from airport to airport to meet the flight, which is eventually re-routed back to Kennedy. 5 ratings
Nov 18 1992
The ContestAfter George is caught masturbating by his mother, the four main characters devise a contest to see who can go the longest without pleasuring him/herself. Marla, Jerry's girlfriend, with whom he has ...moreAfter George is caught masturbating by his mother, the four main characters devise a contest to see who can go the longest without pleasuring him/herself. Marla, Jerry's girlfriend, with whom he has yet to have sex with, learns of the contest and is disgusted. 11 ratings
Nov 11 1992
The VirginAfter much procrastination, George and Jerry strain to think of an idea for their TV series a few hours before a meeting with NBC executives. Jerry finds out a girl he once met is still a virgin, and ...moreAfter much procrastination, George and Jerry strain to think of an idea for their TV series a few hours before a meeting with NBC executives. Jerry finds out a girl he once met is still a virgin, and later Elaine educates her about men after sex 5 ratings
Nov 4 1992
The OperaElaine unknowingly is dating Crazy Joe Davola, who has just left a threatening message on Jerry's recorder.6 ratings
Oct 27 1992
The Cheever LettersJerry offends Elaine's assistant. Kramer makes a contact for Cuban cigars. A box of letters from John Cheever is all that remains after Susan's father's cabin burns down.7 ratings
Oct 6 1992
The Bubble BoyJerry agrees to visit a boy who lives in a plastic bubble on the way to Susan's parents' cabin. Jerry and Elaine, however, get lost; George and Susan visit the bubble boy instead, which later results ...moreJerry agrees to visit a boy who lives in a plastic bubble on the way to Susan's parents' cabin. Jerry and Elaine, however, get lost; George and Susan visit the bubble boy instead, which later results in a fight after a misprint in Trivial Pursuit. 4 ratings
Sep 30 1992
The Watch`Jerry tries to buy his watch back from Uncle Leo, who found it in the garbage, having been thrown there by Jerry. George tries to resurrect the fledgling NBC deal, while Elaine plans a break up from ...moreJerry tries to buy his watch back from Uncle Leo, who found it in the garbage, having been thrown there by Jerry. George tries to resurrect the fledgling NBC deal, while Elaine plans a break up from her psychotherapist with Kramer's help. 5 ratings
Sep 23 1992
The WalletJerry is asked to explain to his parents why he does not wear the watch they gave him. Morty Seinfeld thinks his wallet to have been stolen from him at his doctor's appointment.8 ratings
Sep 16 1992
The TicketNewman uses Kramer as his witness when the former refuses to pay for a speeding ticket.4 ratings
Sep 9 1992
The PitchNBC executives ask Jerry to come up with an idea for a TV series. George decides he can be a sitcom writer and comes up with "nothing." Kramer trades a radar detector for a helmet, and later...moreNBC executives ask Jerry to come up with an idea for a TV series. George decides he can be a sitcom writer and comes up with "nothing." Kramer trades a radar detector for a helmet, and later Newman receives a speeding ticket. 4 ratings
Aug 19 1992
The Trip: Part 2Kramer is arrested when he is mistaken for a serial killer. After he is exonerated, Jerry, George, and he return to New York.7 ratings
Aug 12 1992
The Trip: Part 1When Jerry is asked to appear on The Tonight Show in Los Angeles, George accompanies him to look for Kramer.7 ratings

Seinfeld Season 3

EpisodeTitleDescriptionRecent Activity
May 6 1992
The KeysBecoming annoyed at Kramer's invasions of privacy, Jerry takes away his spare key. Kramer, shaken, decides to leave for California to pursue an acting career. As George, Elaine, and Jerry exchange ...moreBecoming annoyed at Kramer's invasions of privacy, Jerry takes away his spare key. Kramer, shaken, decides to leave for California to pursue an acting career. As George, Elaine, and Jerry exchange spare key privileges, Jerry and George learn that Elaine is secretly writing a Murphy Brown script; Kramer, later, is hired to play Brown's secretary. 4 ratings
Apr 22 1992
The Parking SpaceKramer tells Jerry about something his friend Mike said about Jerry being "a phony." After borrowing Jerry's car, Elaine comes up with a wild story, because the car is now making a strange ...moreKramer tells Jerry about something his friend Mike said about Jerry being "a phony." After borrowing Jerry's car, Elaine comes up with a wild story, because the car is now making a strange clanking noise. George gets into a confrontation with Mike about a parking space in front of Jerry's apartment. Everyone on the street debates parking etiquette. 7 ratings
Mar 25 1992
The LetterJerry learns that his new artist friend, from whom George has been forced to buy a painting, plagiarized a letter to keep him from breaking up with her. Elaine refuses to remove her Baltimore Orioles ...moreJerry learns that his new artist friend, from whom George has been forced to buy a painting, plagiarized a letter to keep him from breaking up with her. Elaine refuses to remove her Baltimore Orioles cap during a New York Yankees game 5 ratings
Mar 4 1992
The Good SamaritanJerry trails a hit-and-run driver but is attracted to her and begins dating her; he later learns her victim was a longtime quarry and dates the latter as well. Kramer begins having seizures whenever ...moreJerry trails a hit-and-run driver but is attracted to her and begins dating her; he later learns her victim was a longtime quarry and dates the latter as well. Kramer begins having seizures whenever he hears Mary Hart's voice. 5 ratings
Feb 26 1992
The LimoJerry and George lie their way into a limo heading for Madison Square Garden to, or so they think, a Knicks/Bulls basketball game. Along the way they pick up Elaine and Kramer but soon become fearful ...moreJerry and George lie their way into a limo heading for Madison Square Garden to, or so they think, a Knicks/Bulls basketball game. Along the way they pick up Elaine and Kramer but soon become fearful of two Neo-Nazis and discover the event they're really headed to. 5 ratings
Feb 12 1992
The Boyfriend: Part 2Jerry becomes increasingly jealous of Elaine's relationship with Keith Hernandez. The unemployed George Constanza schemes to collect unemployment checks, while the illustrated JFK "second spitter...moreJerry becomes increasingly jealous of Elaine's relationship with Keith Hernandez. The unemployed George Constanza schemes to collect unemployment checks, while the illustrated JFK "second spitter theory" is further investigated. 7 ratings
Feb 12 1992
The Boyfriend: Part 1This first hour long episode details a very extensive story line. For one Jerry develops a man crush on Mets first baseman, Keith Hernandez. While Keith on the other hand yearns for Elaine. Also, ...moreThis first hour long episode details a very extensive story line. For one Jerry develops a man crush on Mets first baseman, Keith Hernandez. While Keith on the other hand yearns for Elaine. Also, George struggles to keep his unemployment money coming. And during all this commotion Kramer and Newman accuse Keith of perpetrating a JFK style spitting assassination on Kramer. 7 ratings
Feb 5 1992
The Fix UpJerry and Elaine fix George up with a friend of hers.6 ratings
Jan 29 1992
The SuicideAfter a suicide attempt by Jerry's neighbor lands him in a coma, Jerry begins a relationship with his girlfriend. George visits a psychic who predicts trouble on his upcoming trip. Elaine agonizes ...moreAfter a suicide attempt by Jerry's neighbor lands him in a coma, Jerry begins a relationship with his girlfriend. George visits a psychic who predicts trouble on his upcoming trip. Elaine agonizes over having to fast before surgery. 9 ratings | 1 wall post
Jan 15 1992
The Pez DispenserIn this episode, Kramer joins the Polar Bears and Jerry obsesses over a hard to load Pez Dispenser. While George struggles to get "hand" from his pianist girlfriend whose concert is ruined ...moreIn this episode, Kramer joins the Polar Bears and Jerry obsesses over a hard to load Pez Dispenser. While George struggles to get "hand" from his pianist girlfriend whose concert is ruined due to Elaine's, "Pez induced laughter." 7 ratings
Jan 8 1992
The SubwayJerry, George, Kramer, and Elaine leave the comfort of Jerry's building and take to the New York subway. But comedy abruptly ensues as our characters embark on their individual adventures.7 ratings
Dec 11 1991
The Red DotGeorge gets a job at Elaine's office and gets involved with the cleaning woman. Elaine's boyfriend is a recovering alcoholic who falls off the wagon because of Jerry's carelessness. George buys Elaine...moreGeorge gets a job at Elaine's office and gets involved with the cleaning woman. Elaine's boyfriend is a recovering alcoholic who falls off the wagon because of Jerry's carelessness. George buys Elaine a marked-down cashmere sweater. 3 ratings
Dec 4 1991
The Alternate SideJerry's car is stolen. Elaine dates an older man. Kramer gets a small role in a Woody Allen movie filmed on his and Jerry's block. George must deal with the commotion of the movie filming as he gets a...moreJerry's car is stolen. Elaine dates an older man. Kramer gets a small role in a Woody Allen movie filmed on his and Jerry's block. George must deal with the commotion of the movie filming as he gets a job parking cars on the block. 5 ratings
Nov 27 1991
The StrandedJerry and Elaine are stranded at a party in Long Island waiting for Kramer after George leaves with a woman from his office. George has an argument with a cashier over change.5 ratings
Nov 20 1991
The Nose JobJerry dates a vacuous actress and struggles with overcoming his sexual desire for her. George dates a woman with a large nose, who decides to get a nose job after a careless comment from Kramer.4 ratings
Nov 13 1991
The TapeGeorge orders hair growing cream from China. Jerry is mesmerized by a dirty message left on a tape recorder from his last performance. George becomes infatuated with Elaine.9 ratings
Nov 6 1991
The CaféJerry tries to help a new immigrant restaurant owner across the street from him. George, afraid of embarrassment, asks Elaine to take an IQ test for him.5 ratings
Oct 30 1991
The Parking GarageThe four get stuck in a parking garage for hours when they forget where they parked.7 ratings
Oct 16 1991
The LibraryThe fate of people from Jerry's and George's past is revealed as Jerry is forced to account for an overdue book from 1971. Kramer falls for a librarian. Elaine fears trouble at work.5 ratings
Oct 9 1991
The DogJerry is forced to care for the disobedient dog of a man he met on a plane.4 ratings
Oct 2 1991
The PenJerry and Elaine travel to Florida for a dinner in honor of his father. Jerry gets into an argument with a neighbor of his parents over an "astronaut pen."8 ratings
Sep 25 1991
The TruthA bad breakup between George and his girlfriend leads to tax troubles for Jerry.3 ratings
Sep 18 1991
The NoteJerry and George get their dentist in trouble while trying to get free massages. George feels uncomfortable getting a massage from a man. Kramer sees Joe DiMaggio in a donut shop.3 ratings

Seinfeld Season 2

EpisodeTitleDescriptionRecent Activity
May 2 1991
The DealJerry and Elaine rekindle their romantic relationship.12 ratings
Jun 26 1991
The BusboyGeorge causes a busboy to be fired from a restaurant, and consequently tries to help him find a new job. Elaine tries to get one of her male friends out of her house.3 ratings
May 23 1991
The Chinese RestaurantJerry, George and Elaine wait for a table at a Chinese restaurant.8 ratings
May 16 1991
The Baby ShowerKramer convinces Jerry to get illegal cable. Elaine holds a baby shower for a former girlfriend of George, on whom he wants revenge for a callous incident.4 ratings
Apr 25 1991
The Heart AttackGeorge thinks he suffered a heart attack, only to discover inflamed tonsils instead, and seeks alternative medicine to help him.10 ratings
Apr 18 1991
The RevengeGeorge takes revenge on his boss for not hiring him back after he quit and being rude to him.6 ratings
Apr 11 1991
The StatueA statue wanted by George is stolen from Jerry's apartment by the boyfriend of a writer Elaine is working with.4 ratings
Apr 4 1991
The ApartmentWhen an apartment becomes available in Jerry's building, he helps Elaine get it, only to regret his decision to do so.2 ratings
Feb 13 1991
The Phone MessageGeorge leaves several nasty messages on a girlfriend's answering machine, then decides to steal the tape.4 ratings
Feb 6 1991
The JacketJerry wears an expensive jacket when he meets Elaine's father, but an argument ensues when Jerry is reluctant to wear it outside during a snowfall.4 ratings
Jan 30 1991
The Pony RemarkJerry fears that an inappropriate comment he made at a dinner party caused his relative's subsequent death.7 ratings
Jan 23 1991
The Ex-GirlfriendJerry begins seeing George's ex-girlfriend, Marlene, whom George finds altogether annoying. Jerry wants to break up with Marlene but can't because she has a "psychosexual hold" on him. ...moreJerry begins seeing George's ex-girlfriend, Marlene, whom George finds altogether annoying. Jerry wants to break up with Marlene but can't because she has a "psychosexual hold" on him. Marlene then breaks up with Jerry after seeing his comedy act. George is angry over a huge chiropractor bill, which he argues that he shouldn't have to pay for. 5 ratings

Seinfeld Season 1

EpisodeTitleDescriptionRecent Activity
Jun 21 1990
The Stock TipJerry becomes apprehensive when he and George buy stock and the price falls while the person who suggested the stock is in a coma and can't tell them when to sell.7 ratings | 1 discussion topic
Jun 14 1990
Male UnbondingJerry tries various excuses to avoid meeting with an old friend with whom he no longer shares any interests.4 ratings | 1 discussion topic
Jun 7 1990
The RobberyAfter Jerry's apartment is robbed, Jerry starts to look for other apartments. But Jerry and George both want the same apartment, and Elaine wants the apartment of whomever loses out.7 ratings | 1 discussion topic
May 31 1990
The StakeoutJerry and George stake out the lobby of an office building to find a woman Jerry met at a party but whose name and phone number he didn't get.7 ratings | 1 discussion topic
Jul 5 1989
The Seinfeld Chronicles (Aka Good News, Bad News)Jerry and George argue whether an overnight visitor Jerry is expecting is coming with romantic intentions.17 ratings | 1 discussion topic
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