Oh, Miss Pacman, I would sex that bow right off your head. Eat those dots you naughty, naughty girl.

I have to go, there's a breast reduction on the fourth floor... I'm gonna go try and stop it.

The Todd appreciates hot, regardless of gender.

In-ur-endo!!

Hey Mickhead is that package for me? *You know it is!*

Betrayal-five!

Inflatable-Five!

I'm gonna go over there and tell that chick my name is beer, then offer her some beer nuts!

They call me 'The Pig' because I say sexist and derogatory things about women.

How's your penis?