Top 10 John 'J.D.' Dorian Quotes

1
A drunk clown hurt me once.
--Zach Braff as John 'J.D.' Dorian
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2
I don't like that much freedom down there. It makes me tingle in my giblets.
--Zach Braff as John 'J.D.' Dorian
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3
Turk, why are you so afraid of loving me?
--Zach Braff as John 'J.D.' Dorian
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4
I win at cookie!
--Zach Braff as John 'J.D.' Dorian
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5
say something smart...
banana hammock!!!
--Zach Braff as John 'J.D.' Dorian
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6
Oh i dont know, maybe you could say something like, 'oh by the way JD, i think there is something living in my uterus.
--Zach Braff as John 'J.D.' Dorian
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7
A decoder ring...TURK, IT FINALLY HAPPENED!

A double prizer? YEAHHH!!!!
--Zach Braff as John 'J.D.' Dorian
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8
I'd like you to know that I consider you all my pee-pee's.
--Zach Braff as John 'J.D.' Dorian
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9
powerful tiny fists!!!
--Zach Braff as John 'J.D.' Dorian
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10
She's got fingers like biceps!
--Zach Braff as John 'J.D.' Dorian
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