Well isn't that just the pickle on the giant crap sandwich that is my day.

Frick!

If you show me your penis, i'll take it away from you.

Elliot: "Dr. Cox, does this lipstick make me look like a clown?"
Dr. Cox: " No, Barbie, no... it makes you look like a prostitute who caters exclusively *to* clowns."

Frick on a stick with a brick!

Dead mom jokes...always funny.

Don't even get me started on judgemental fish..

You know what, Dr. Cox? I have so had it with this whole macho alpha-male thing, and I have heard every tired, recycled put-down you have in you. So, from now on, save your stupid lessons for someone... more

(After Dr. Cox long rant)

Elliot: You know Dr Cox you think you have seen it all and done it all. Well, guess what you haven't done me.
(She leaves)

Dr. Cox: Give her a second there... more