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KELSO: Listen up, faces. To save time, I will refer to the males as David and the females as Debbie.
DEBBIE: My name's actually Debbie.
KELSO: Then in fairness to everyone else, you will be Slagathor.
--Ken Jenkins as Dr. Bob Kelso
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8 comments
Jessica member since 2008
3:58AM on 9 Mar 2009
I love Scrubs but my brother can never find out abut it cause he likes it to and i tease him about it all the time. Eagleeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Josh member since 2008
6:43AM on 21 Nov 2008
That is one awesome quote.
Reba member since 2008
9:18PM on 11 Sep 2008
I love that one and the one the end "Goodnight minoins, Slagathor.
Rob member since 2007
2:46PM on 8 Dec 2007
is missing "Daves. Debbies, Slagathor. I'll be in my office...."
Eliot member since 2007
9:12PM on 28 Sep 2007
much better on the show the quote is still funny though
Anna member since 2007
7:57AM on 4 Aug 2007
i've never laughed so hard in my entire life
Keith member since 2007
6:35PM on 24 Jul 2007
one of the best
Robin member since 2007
11:43PM on 23 Jul 2007
God I love that quote.
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