Do lawyer stuff to that.

KELSO: What the hell's wrong with her?

COX: She's mad, but she can't give me the silent treatment because she knows I actually love that. So instead she's giving me the... more

Kelso: Why are you so happy?

Turk: I get to have sex!

Kelso: I hate this place

KELSO: Listen up, faces. To save time, I will refer to the males as David and the females as Debbie.
DEBBIE: My name's actually Debbie.
KELSO: Then in fairness to everyone else, you will be... more

Kelso: Are you an idiot?
JD: No sir, I'm a dreamer.

Now you look more like a doctor and less like a lap dancer

J.D (in his thoughts as dr kelso has sun burn): Oh my god do not say splodgy.
J.D: Godd splodgy Dr.Splodgy
Dr.Kelso:Oh please it is hardly noticeable
Dr.Cox: Oh dark roast

Paging Dr. Backbone to the bajingo ward

Anything in this world that's worth having doesn't come easy.

J.D.: After four years i know this hospital so well i can sneak in a little nap walk before rounds. Two quick steps to the left to avoid overly ambitious orderly. Hop over the dead guy Doug's... more