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Lady, people aren't chocolates. Do you know what they are mostly? Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with bastard fillings. But I don't find them half as annoying as I find naive bubble-headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine.
--John C. McGinley as Dr. Perry Cox
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kdj member since 2009
11:24AM on 11 Nov 2009
@Alli I think you'll find that they both said it in that episode. It's just that Cox said it first and that Kelso said it without hearing Cox had said it. lmao... Awesome quote!
Steven member since 2009
2:55PM on 5 Nov 2009
To answer Everyone, its From "Season 4 - Episode 07 - My Common Enemy"
Fiona member since 2009
11:46AM on 6 Oct 2009
i love it, so so true
Carmelli member since 2008
10:12PM on 7 Sep 2009
Nothing delivers it better than Dr. Cox.
Jiyanshu member since 2008
3:49AM on 19 Jul 2009
yup it was Perry
Alli member since 2009
10:38AM on 6 Jul 2009
to some girl at the top....she needs to watch this ep again, because it was totally perry that said this quote...NOT kelso lol, i would know, it's one of my fave episodes ever...bastard coated bastard with bastard fillings...epic
Amy member since 2007
4:03AM on 2 Mar 2009
"Marlesa wrote
at 2008-04-22 21:32:04
I think it was Dr. Kelso that said that, not Perry"

It was Perry. He told Kelso what she said, and he said "No they're not, they are bastards with bastard fillings" and Perry says "Thats what I said!!"
Amr fahmy member since 2007
7:03AM on 21 Dec 2008
this quote from ''my common enemy" season 4!!
member since 2008
8:32AM on 16 Nov 2008
:} I love you Coxie!! <33
Lozz member since 2008
12:39PM on 4 Oct 2008
lol!
¤Music is Power¤ member since 2008
9:30AM on 4 Oct 2008
who ever thinkis kelso said that is a dumm ass this is my fav quote
Emanuel member since 2008
6:09PM on 9 Sep 2008
you know you people could have submitted this quote if you rembered it correctly, unless you wanted to make sure that it was accurate and wait for someone else to submit it. either way we win. .....yay......
Omega member since 2008
5:51PM on 6 Sep 2008
i luv dr cox
Cassie member since 2007
5:37PM on 5 Sep 2008
HAHA!! I love this episode!! Dr. Cox is SHAWEETT!!
lol :D
Arthur member since 2008
9:15AM on 5 Sep 2008
The whistle song in that episode is damn good too!
Jerome member since 2008
9:20AM on 29 Aug 2008
haha haha scrubs..very funny!
Kirstyy member since 2008
4:48PM on 19 Aug 2008
HAHA THATS FUNNI :P:D:)xx
Jackie member since 2007
4:50PM on 13 Aug 2008
Thanks Sujay!
Joscelyn member since 2007
3:33AM on 24 Jul 2008
What season and episode is that from?
Sujay member since 2007
6:10PM on 13 Jul 2008
@marlesa..it was perry who quoted it to molly the psychiatrist....kelso says it later in the episode to perry....

@jackie...its in season 4 not sure which episode though i think 14...
Rachel member since 2007
5:48AM on 12 Jul 2008
SO BLOODY TRUE! But, I can feel your creamy centre.
Matt member since 2008
10:17AM on 4 Jul 2008
I think this is my favorite line in the entire series.
Nikhit member since 2008
1:20AM on 27 Jun 2008
yeah Marlesa, perry says it to a patient and then later on in the episode kelso says it as well...
Madeline member since 2008
3:26PM on 26 Jun 2008
this is one of my favorite quotes of the entire series! hilarious.
Theophano member since 2008
3:08PM on 21 Jun 2008
This is such a Scrubs classic :D
Ellie member since 2008
8:54AM on 8 Jun 2008
i know this episode off by heart
Guerilla Dixie member since 2008
7:26PM on 25 May 2008
OMG I JUST LAUGHED SO HARD I BOUT FAINTED HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA DR.COM IS MY HERO LOL
Parker member since 2008
10:52PM on 23 May 2008
this is like one of the least funny ones
Jake'm member since 2008
9:29AM on 17 May 2008
i still like what happens afterwards, when she touched "his gooey centre"
Malachi member since 2008
8:04AM on 1 May 2008
yeah marlessa, it was perry
Burger(boy)/gimpy member since 2008
6:40AM on 30 Apr 2008
Marlesa wrote
at 2008-04-22 21:32:04I think it was Dr. Kelso that said that, not Perry

I saw that episode...it was perry
Sheena member since 2008
12:29AM on 25 Apr 2008
thnk gudness i found dis quote!!!omg...i spent 45minutes laughing at it....
Chad member since 2008
7:04AM on 23 Apr 2008
perry said it first, then kelso says the exact same about 5 mins later
Johnny member since 2008
12:02AM on 23 Apr 2008
Sunshine tastes better the second time around.
Marlesa member since 2008
9:32PM on 22 Apr 2008
I think it was Dr. Kelso that said that, not Perry
Joe member since 2008
2:13PM on 20 Apr 2008
i seen that one and it is kick ass
Jackie member since 2007
8:25PM on 18 Apr 2008
Thank you! I've been trying to find this quote for forever!!! which episode?
Shaina member since 2008
5:17PM on 18 Apr 2008
THATS HILARIOUS!!!!
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