Lady, people aren't chocolates. Do you know what they are mostly? Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with bastard fillings. But I don't find them half as annoying as I find naive bubble-headed... more

Because even if it breaks your heart to be 'just friends', if you really care about someone, you'll take the hit.

Turk: You know, I never get chocolate cake.
Elliot: Oh, right, cause you're diabetic. Boo hoo. You know Turk, if you want sympathy, get a disease people can see!

“Elliot: Janitor, have you ever looked at yourself and wished that you were different in every single way?

Janitor: No. I'm a winner."

I've been thinking a lot lately about taking chances, and how it's really just about overcoming your fears. Because the truth is, every time you take a big risk in your life, no matter how it ends... more

It's not a unicorn, it is a horse with a sword on it's head to guard my hopes and dreams!

I've got three words for you, sucks to be, adding a fourth, YOU

I don't believe in the moon. I think it's just the back of the sun.

I see your point. Kindly blow it out your ass.

J.D.: The truth is, it is all your memories, the joyful ones and the heartbreaking ones that make up who you are as a person