this quote is 100% accurate. and leanna the beginning part is- Janitor- typical Dorian. Running away from an argument you know nothing about. J.D.- I know all about the war. Janitor- Really? *picks up globe* Point to Iraq. J.D.- Why do you keep a globe on your janitor cart. Janitor- In case i get lost. I'll give you a hint, it's not the country shaped like a boot.
its missing the beginning part -
Janitor (holding a globe) says "95% of Americans cannot find Iraq on a map"
Then JD points, and janitor says "thats China"
Lady, people aren't chocolates. Do you know what they are mostly? Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with bastard fillings. But I don't find them half as annoying as I find naive bubble-headed... more
JD: You're not aware of some sort of underground canal system under the hospital, are you? I think I saw a manatee.
Janitor: Was his name Julian?
JD: We didn't exchange pleasantries.
Janitor:... more
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Janitor: That's Iraq
JD: That's China
Janitor: You're China!
JD: That's an outrageous accusation!"
Isn't it??
Janitor (holding a globe) says "95% of Americans cannot find Iraq on a map"
Then JD points, and janitor says "thats China"
That's such a great line, I fully broke my face laughing at that.