Dr. Cox: (holding a pager) Do you know how know this is yours? 'Cause when I found it, it was next to a dog-eared copy of Cosmo and an open can of Fresca. Anyway, the whole thing gave me a bang-up... more
Lady, people aren't chocolates. Do you know what they are mostly? Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with bastard fillings. But I don't find them half as annoying as I find naive bubble-headed... more
JD: You're not aware of some sort of underground canal system under the hospital, are you? I think I saw a manatee.
Janitor: Was his name Julian?
JD: We didn't exchange pleasantries.
Janitor:... more
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