Elliot (on phone): Sorry, mom. It's just-it's gotten really awkward with this guy that I was seeing and...Yes, mom, 'Yay, I'm straight.' Look, I just, I don't know what to do; I mean, every time I see him, I get so embarrassed, and... lonely, and... mortified. And I guess I was just hoping that you could... Um, about a hundred and fifteen pounds?... Phen-fen kills people, mom!... B-because I'm a-a doctor, that's how I know.
Lady, people aren't chocolates. Do you know what they are mostly? Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with bastard fillings. But I don't find them half as annoying as I find naive bubble-headed... more
JD: You're not aware of some sort of underground canal system under the hospital, are you? I think I saw a manatee.
Janitor: Was his name Julian?
JD: We didn't exchange pleasantries.
Janitor:... more
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