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Dr. Cox: Just a real nice helmet, there, princess.

J.D.: Actually, it's not a helmet, it's a Hairmet -- it has extra room so you don't mess up your hairdo.

Dr. Cox: Fair enough. I'm gonna go ahead and write you a prescription for two testicles; and you feel free to get this filled out whenever you want--
--Zach Braff as John 'J.D.' Dorian
--John C. McGinley as Dr. Perry Cox
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