JD: You're not aware of some sort of underground canal system under the hospital, are you? I think I saw a manatee.
Janitor: Was his name Julian?
JD: We didn't exchange pleasantries.
Janitor:... more

JD: That's Iraq
Janitor: That's China
JD: You're China!
Janitor: That's an outrageous accusation!

J.D.:Are you insane?!
The Janitor: No, I'm a pirate.

“Elliot: Janitor, have you ever looked at yourself and wished that you were different in every single way?

Janitor: No. I'm a winner."

Turk: How do you know sign language?
Janitor: Well, when I was in high school I was a volunteer janitor at the Hoboken Zoo. And one night I was out plucking peacock feathers to sell for pens when I... more

Janitor:oh yes. I'm a janitor, so i couldn't think of the word "sad." i was going to say, "it makes me feel so mop."

JD: Wait , let me explain..

Janitor: Go ahead, I'm... more

J. D.: Hello tall, dark, and...whatever

Janitor: Handsome?

J. D.: No.

Janitor: Well done Dr. John "I think I'm a man of the people but now thanks to the Janitor everyone knows I'm a... more

We don't just rock together...we roll together. Cool Cats.

Janitor: Would you know what to do if she suddenly woke up and couldn't use vowels?
Keith: That's ridiculous.
Janitor: Is that what you're gonna say? When she looks at you with those big blue eyes... more

J.D.: (Inspecting the Janitor's penis after seeing a possible melanoma) Well, I still want to refer you to a dermatologist, but it looks benign.

Janitor: Benign... Nine and a half...