JD: Why do you always have to jump out and scare me?
JANITOR: I don't jump out -- I follow you around all day. I only have about an hour of work to do around here and I spend the rest of it tracking... more

So there we were. Together, but not together. And as always, not knowing what the hell we were doing.

JD: What's with the giant X?
Janitor: What's with the stupid face?
JD: Touche

Wait a second. There's nobody here to see my "what the hell?" face.

KELSO: How old do you think I am, Dorian?
JD (monologue): Okay there's no way to answer that and not get in trouble. Change the subject.
JD: Sir, I would be honored if you and Enid would join me at... more

JD: Its a Mexican themed fiesta, on the first anniversary of my 29th birthday, that means I'm turning 30. Donde? 56 Walnut Drive. Quando? Thank you for asking, Ocho Thirty until Upside Down Question... more

I don't think people are meant to be by themselves. That's why if you find someone you acutally care about, it's important to let go of the little things. Even if you can't let go all the way.... more

Say anything, anything at all..

BANANA HAMMOCK!

I miss you so much it hurts sometimes.

Dr. Kelso: Still, if your grandmother were here, wouldn't you want her doctor to spend as much time with her as anyone else.
J.D: Grandma Dorian or Nana Hobbs? Because Nana Hobbs can be an eensy bit... more