You had a tough day at the office. So you come home, make yourself some dinner, smother your kids, pop in a movie, maybe have a drink. It's fun, right? Wrong. Don't smother your kids.

Carla: You two do realize you're doctors right...?
JD and Turk: DOUBLE SECRET DECODER RING WEARING DOCTORS!!!!!! ACTIVATE!!!!!!
JD: Form of an ice menorah!

If you cant get over the fact that you are doing it to yourself, just sit on your arm until its dead, then use that arm. I call it 'The Stranger...'

I've been thinking a lot lately about taking chances, and how it's really just about overcoming your fears. Because the truth is, every time you take a big risk in your life, no matter how it ends... more

Appletini please, easy on the tini

Bannana hammock!

COX: Normally I'd tell you something harsh right about now like, "We're not friends." But then you'll just grin that stupid grin and shake your head back and forth like 'how could that... more

“DR. COX (while Elliot is on the phone with JD): Ask Betty why he's such a girly-girl.
ELLIOT: No!
DR. COX: Do it now, do it now, call him Betty.
ELLIOT: You're insane.
DR. COX: Betty, Betty,... more

( singing ) I'm feeling so good today! * falls * i stil feel good cause nobody saw me fall.....

So's your face!