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Uh, Dr. Dorian, look. This is a bit awkward but as Chief of Medicine I feel obligated to ask you about your relationship with Dr. Briggs. Was she naughty? I bet she was a hellcat.
--Ken Jenkins as Dr. Bob Kelso
Denise: You are aware that i could kick your ass right?
JD: I'm sure i'd get in some slaps.
--Zach Braff as John 'J.D.' Dorian
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Ted, we live in a country called America. And in America a person can claim anything he or she wishes with the simple act of planting a flag. By doing so, I claimed; my parking space, the dead possum... more
--Neil Flynn as The Janitor
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Wow, that's a great story, and I'm sure that you're just an awful big brother, but Im afraid you have me confused with someone who gives a crap, and it's ok you don't need to be embarrassed, turns... more
--John C. McGinley as Dr. Perry Cox
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Why don't you hop aboard the What's up Dr Cox's butt trolley and we'll begin our tour. Coming up on the left you'll see my bloated bedridden ex-wife who's not allowed to lift a finger, which,... more
--John C. McGinley as Dr. Perry Cox
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When Jordan wants sex, Jordan gets sex.
--Christa Miller as Jordan Sullivan
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Dr.Cox.. got those test results for you man. You were totally right about that old dude in bed 4 S-S-S-Syphilis!
--Miscellaneous Actor as Miscellaneous Character
Bear Claw , RAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!
--Miscellaneous Actor as Miscellaneous Character
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Zwahh!!!!
--Miscellaneous Actor as Miscellaneous Character
Oscar the Grouch: I'm watching you John Dorian. And my eyes NEVER CLOSE!
Janitor: Neither do mine!!...Oh wait yes they do...
--Neil Flynn as The Janitor
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