I'm a former world class hurdler, inventor of the knife wrench and am still upset about the penny that JD left in the door on his first day.

I drink scotch, think the Detroit red wings are the greatest franchise in the history of professional sport and dont ever hug me!

I'm emotionally dead, get upset when my young neighbor calls me "Mam" and have been known to get the odd bit of plastic surgery!

I used to listen to Annie when I was a kid, I specialize in double entendres and have a very large banana hammock collection

My brother Barry was sent to Hetero camp, I talk very quickly and I like Red Wine

I had a dog called Baxter, have two thumbs and dont give a crap and won free muffins for Life at Sacred Heart

My favorite athlete is Michael Jordan, I fronted the air band in Sacred Heart and do a half decent Aaron Neville impression

I come from the Block, dream in both Spanish and English, and once dated Dr Cox

I'm the lead singer in the Worthless Peons, enjoy bike riding and share a bed with my mom

I'm needy, my father was an office supplies salesman and have posed as a Dominoes delivery guy

I like to tackle doctors but dont know who i am

I'm a massive hypocrondriac, have an unbelievable serve in Tennis and have Dr Cox's home number