All you have to do is post a quote from Scrubs and the person after you answers and posts their own quote.

Who Said This:

"Who has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap?"

Bob Kelso, nice to meet you.

"I dont have gay jungle fever!"

That would be J.D.

"...You rang?"

Turk

"You seem unhappy. I like that."

Actually that one was The Janitor.


Not sure about yours. maybe Janitor again.


"This is a Chiclet."

Laverne

"Baby I'll be thinking about your lovies and what not until the second I see you. But right now I'm doing my business."

I believe that was JD doing his Turk impression

Gabriel: The "..You rang" one was Turk (after Sean says "Black Whale") as you can see here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06U2DmCAi0w

at 1:25

"I cared so little, I almost passed out"

that was dr. cox

"What, is she your woman?!"

I believe that was Elmo asking J.D. that in My Cookie Pants?

"Oh, c'mon, Elliot, I'm sure you'll eventually find a roommate who's a clean non-smoking vegetarian that rinses the shower thoroughly after each usage."