Lisa: I have a map of every mall from here to Tijuana.

Screech: Once, my dad let me back his car out of the garage. Then he got mad at me.
Mr. Tuttle: Well Screech, your father was probably just nervous.
Screech: Well, he had a right to be - I forgot... more

Lisa: I made these friendship bracelets in Fashion Club.
Screech: Did you make one for me?
Lisa: For you, I'm making a friendship muzzle.
Screech: I'm speechless.
Lisa: That's the idea.

Lisa: [to Screech] Why not go to the boys' room and flush yourself to China?

Screech: Mona la-la, Lisa
Lisa: What does that mean?
Screech: You make my blood boil like hot lava
Lisa: Well, Mona-la-la-la-la...GO SIT ON A VOLCANO!

You've gotta stop thinking like a frog and start acting like prince charming.

You can't give me popcorn and say no butter.

Am I a 10 or what?

Lisa: What a great movie. wasn't it Screech?
(turning to Screech who has moved to the other end of the row)
Screech: I missed half of the movie due to blabbermouth down there. this was the worst... more

Lisa: Bananas! who has bananas???