Zack: Come on, I'll walk you to class. What've we got?

Kelly: Chemistry.

Zack: We sure do.

Mr. Belding: Screech, you can't elope.
Screech: Who're you calling a cantaloupe, you melon head?

I'm SOOOO EXCITED....I'm SOOOO EXCITED....I'm sooo....SCARED

Zack: I like school. It's just too bad classes get in the way.

Zack: You know, I've finally found out the best thing about high school, once you graduate you don't have to come back.

Mr. Belding: Class, this is my brother... Rod Belding.
Screech: Wow. A building with two Beldings, one of whom is balding.

Jessie: You macho pig.
Slater: Oink oink, baby.

Zack: Kelly dumped me.
Slater: Is that what you think?
Zack: Yeah, I mean every time I call, her mother says she's washing her hair. I mean who washes their hair six times a day?
Slater: You do.

Kelly: Zack, what do you want from me?

Zack: I... I-I want you to marry me.

Kelly: What?

Zack: I like school, it's just too bad that classes get in the way.